You know your from indiana when:

“The music man must be rolling over in his grave.”

“michael jackson?”

“Just because Gary is the murder capitol of the world doesnt mean its all bad...there are a few nice neighborhoods in there...you just have to dodge the bullets to get there.”

“Gary is good enough to host one of tbose Miss America pagents. Each year. Not sure of the proper title of the contest.
Quite an urban setting, eh!

I do say: Why aren't those types of contests held in a wilderness setting?
Am I gonna have to call on my big clients to get funding for this?
Glad I was able to see the valley before the FORD people get laid off.”

“Ahem...

I live in Gary. So it's not all garbage.

However, I will admit it sucks here. If it weren't for my cheap rent and having an uncle for a landlord, I'd never stay in this neighborhood. I am moving this summer further east, possibly to delightful Chesterton.”

“how many munchkins are still going to the festival these days?”

“you mean they havent sold you into white slavery yet?”

“Ha ha ha to both of you!

I haven't ever been to the Wizard of Oz fest. I heard that it was being moved to the Porter County fairgrounds. I was at a Chesterton grocery store the other day and I swear the old midget guy shopping down the aisle was one of the real munchkins. Maybe he was visiting or perhaps some of them have moved there? I know that a number of them come for the fest every year.”

““Ahem...

I live in Gary. So it's not all garbage.

I'm sure it's not. Like I said before, all I saw of the city was along I-90.”

“why is there a wiz of oz fest in gary?”

“ditto any reason?”

“No, no, no. There's a Wizard of Oz fest in Chesterton, which is more of a quaint little antiquey town/village on Lake Michigan.”

“you know "your" from indiana when you dont know the difference between "your" and "you're"”

“You know your from indiana when:

You spell you're your.”

“didnt i just say that?”

“Didn't I just say that?”

“rush limbaughs crack is an annoying troll”

“for the record, i didn't create the thread title ;)”