Ever dream about TTers?

“dreaming about Bitpusher pretending to be Humanpackmule.

Birch and I were in the Smokies (never hiked there yet) and were waiting for someone, impatiently, when some guy walks onto the trail. He tells us surprise, he's HPM and he's here to guide us through the smokies and show us all the best places to take Scouts camping, we get all excited and forget about whoever we were waiting on. But, he's doesn't look like HPM, he looks like Bitpusher. He insists he's Humanpackmule though.
That's as far as I got because Abby jumped in bed with me and woke me up.

What does it mean? Perhaps the venison medalions were a tad bit off last night?”

“You could spend a lot of money to try and find out what it means or you could try to figure it out yourself. You might try Dream Analysis & Interpretation or other sites available on the net.

I think it means that bitpusher is expanding his activities.”

“Want the phone number of my therapist? :-)”

“lol, thats a sign that the brainwashing is starting to take complete hold of your psychie (sp, forgive me).”

“i've dreampt about TTers before but i can't think of any off the top of my head. i normally forget my dreams the day i dream them unless i write them down.”

“scorch, you told me about a dream you once had. I think me and PS were in it. I forget what happened though.”

“It means don't drink so much alcohol with your venison. :o)”

“Sure all the time,,, Sass you look some deliciously giant peanutbutter cookie, Birch looks like this Powerbar doing Jumping Jacks all the time.
Tarabull is poppin' Gas-x like TicTacs and fiddlin' with her flashlights, Yam well, her and Mr. Daniels or was that Beam are talking about the Poor Vik's and how nice those southerns are.
Jerbear is setting up this unbelievable porta-deli shop, as he shouts 'Bree anyone',,Buddha, while the memory is fading, I see him from time to time sitting in the shadows drunk off his bottle of french wine complaining about the foul air, w/beret and all.
AAh CMB well,,the 3 little mexicans, I have no idea how they got in my dreams but they call him 'El Pollo Loco'. And Liz can't forget that one,,'big pink thingy' and bellbottoms hows that song go...Late December back in '63, What a very special time for me, What a lady, what a night.
G-d dammit and Nigal was this big Jewish Can Fosters, well when he wants to be.

Me, Myself and I,,hmmmm that might actually explain those three little mexicans,,like to dance Navajo style around the fire as we watch the firelight glint off ax heads and bark at the moon.

Good times!!!!”

“huh??”

“LMAO.. and here I thought Stovey would be dreamin' 'bout me, but it's ole briar rabbit instead, pink thingy and what not. ;-P”

“What are ya going to do when Mescalito comes knock, knock, knockin' on your door?”

“I really hope Bearmagnet replies to this thread.”

“lmao!”

“Careful what ya wish for, dayhiker!”

“Sass, obviously it means you want to hike the Smokies with bitpusher and HPM.

That was easy. Next??”

““scorch, you told me about a dream you once had. I think me and PS were in it. I forget what happened though.”


omg that's right! and you guys got shot!”

“I don't know, SG. I'm thinking maybe it means Bit isn't who he says he is, maybe he's just a troll HPM created!”

“I've met bit and I've met HPM, but, they are both tall, dark hair, and they both work in computers. Hmmmm, split personalities?”

“Dream of who?? Sure, every night!

NOT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's when I really, and I mean REALLY start to worry that I have NO LIFE whats'o'ever...

No...really now..seriously, NOPE, I never have dreamed of a TTer, but I don't dream a lot, and if I do...I forget within the next 5 minutes. So who knows what I all dreamed about.”

“My evil plan is working.




MOOOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

“The really funny thing is, I've never been to the GSMNP, and I know diddley about it, other than I'm pretty sure that I have relatives buried in some of the old cemetaries on the northeast end.”

“Whenever I meet new people I always introduce myself as Tom Terrific and then promptly start hitting on the guys.”

“LMAO! I'll let HPM know about THIS thread!”

“OK, weirdO !!
I'm sure you hit like a girl.

bitpusher knows where the bodies are buried?”

“that's funny, Sass! and LOL @ dayhiker!!

i've had dreams about newgirl, Aero, and radagast...and one other person, i forget who. and NO, it wasn't you, bearmagnet.
:-D”

“Thanks for clearing that up, lyra.

Please don't get that puppy started.”

“Hey! Leave radagast out of this!”

“Do daydreams count? ;-)”

“haha!! very funny Aero.”

“I had a dream last night that Crash Bang and I went skiing up in Michigan someplace.”

“I dreamed I was in a tent Friday night and couldn't find the zipper.”

“Tent zipper or pants zipper?”

“Have to go, MarkO?”

“I don't know, MarkO; Freud would have a field day with that one!”

“I'm just so gosh darned lovable that everyone wants to be me.”

“Kinda like the "I am Michael Jordan" thing.”

“That's better than the "I am Michael Jackson" thing at least.”

“Michael Jackson wants to be me really really bad.

I said no.”

“i've had dreams about newgirl, Aero, and radagast...and one other person,
lyra

lyra, this is a bit embarrassing.
i know there's a connection between us, but we both have different lives, in different states, with different partners.

please lyra, you have to let "us" go.

i know it's hard.
how can you stop such a raging river of pure passion?
you must, my pet. you simply must...”

“Well, it turned out that I was in a tent and I sure did have to take a whizz.

I knocked out a couple of stakes getting out and collapsed the dang teepee.

I did not however go peepee in the teepee.”

“oh but Sacco, i just can't HELP myself!”

“you must be strong, my lyradoodles.

you simply must”

“Yes, seeing as how I have been in training and further seeing as how cottonsocks won't be moving to East TN until the end of the month........



oh, nevermind.”

“I told my wife about Sass's dream last night.


She was unsure as to what to say, lol...”

“she didn't yell at you to stay out of other women's dreams?”

“lol, no. She was surprised that I hadn't met Sass before, and that she only knew what I looked like from pictures.”

“i dream about dub,and using his fat body as a trampoline.is that wrong?”

“How'd I miss this?

Sass.....Birch/Bit & HPM? Has no one stated the obvious - Menage a orgy????? You are looking to expand your sexual experiences and really need some satisfying sex soon!

"Scouts" represent your desire to experiment with the same sex.

Your mind fought over this: desire for lesbian sex conflicts with your upbringing, hence HPM/Bit & Birch.

But you really want/need/desire some female loving before these dreams cause all kinds of psychosymatic problems.

Luckily, I can help you. for no fee I will set you up with some female friends that would provide you your much needed therapy. of course, I'll be there to help you bridge the gap between your hetero & homo side.

I'm really concerned for your health. Gimme a call before it's too late, K?”

“Oh my god!”