I'm MAD!!!!!!

“some #&%!$in #&%!$ came along and beat the #&%!$ outta our #&%!$ing car in broad daylight withen the two hours it had been sitting out in frount of our house. I'm boiling mad!!!! If I ever find out who...omg, theres going to be a major blood bath. NOBODY, and i mean NOBODY messes up the purple people eattera nd gets away with it. GRRRR!!!!”

“some #&%!$in #&%!$ came along and beat the #&%!$ outta our #&%!$ing car in broad daylight withen the two hours it had been sitting out in frount of our house. I'm boiling mad!!!! If I ever find out who...omg, theres going to be a major blood bath. NOBODY, and i mean NOBODY messes up the purple people eattera nd gets away with it. GRRRR!!!!”

“They beat your car up twice?
last edited: 1/21/05 1:04:18 PM”

“On purpose? or was it a hit and run?”

“The way she described it, sounds like someone came along with a few tire irons and assaulted the big hunk o' metal!”

“Did they scratch the stickers?”

“umm who are the purple people?
they live in your head?”

“Looks like Barney...”

“It is!”

“So what's that a-nibblin' on him?”

“is not”

“like that's news for anyone here? you're a mad as a hatter...crazy as a loon...got one eye cocked up into your head with drool marks down your chin....

sorry to hear about your car - that sucks

Maybe a deer ran into it? a pack of solar-oven hating squirrels? mindless drivle dislikers?

purple people ganstas?”

“They better not have #&%!$ed with the stickers!

Post some pictures.”

“That's SC throwing an egg at Barney, I swear!

I googled Barney and came up with that...”

“hmmm no furthar explanation.. A desperate cry for attention I suppose?”

“Who knows why people post pictures of Barney? I guess it could be a cry for attention.”

“Sorry to hear that Free.
That sucks big ones.”

“is barney gay?



yes SP that does stink. did you get a police report yet?”

“Probably what she's doing right now.”

“Must've had one of those "Vote for Bush" stickers on her bumper.

Hmmm, she haven't reply to this thread yet.....maybe they beat up on her computer also.”

“Maybe it was the dingos.”

“I thought they only eat babies.”

“If the car was purple, it was her baby.”

“SC
(in my best Australian accent)
A dingo ate yo baby?”

“Hey Nicole, what's the story? How is the car and did you guys survive the snow?”

“I heard Spongebob was gay... but not nearly as gay as Bill Thomas or Emmett Tyrrell.”

“Didn't SC say she couldn't access threads that had more than 3 exclamation points in the title?”

“Tilt, who?”

“... and then on Thursday, ...”

“Looking for advice. I want to start backpacking, I have traveled doing some surfing and have done some hikes while away, but want to get into some serious backpacking. Any advice on how I can start? Gear? People to go with?
Thanks Much!!!!”

“...at band camp...”

“Did you move someone's tash can and park in their spot?”

“This story was never finished ??”

“oh yeah, we got it fixed the same day :) We found out another car was hit down the street too.Idiots. Well, only 4 stickers were harmed :(”

“Now hang on just a f'in second here...here's the original post on this thread:

some #&%!$in #&%!$ came along and beat the #&%!$ outta our #&%!$ing car in broad daylight withen the two hours it had been sitting out in frount of our house. I'm boiling mad!!!! If I ever find out who...omg, theres going to be a major blood bath. NOBODY, and i mean NOBODY messes up the purple people eattera nd gets away with it. GRRRR!!!!”
Spirit Coyote
1:02:47 PM
1/21/05

Which gives a mental impression that the car looked like this:



When, in actuality, it looked more like this:



Methinks you were employing a little hyperbole...”

“No, they smashed up the whole front window and the bent the wipers all crazy and broke em off...Did I mention that I was PMSing that day too?
last edited: 1/26/05 12:31:33 PM”

“Just as I thought...hyperbole...lol...”

“watch those big words bit.”

“there are a lot of femalEs that are PMSing at the same time this month. you are all scaring me”

“Perpetual Menstrual Syndrom, more like...”

“I liked the picture analogy, bit.”

“I AM SOOOOO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!!

a woman brings her dog to work everyday.

sweet dog, minds her own buisness, never ever bothers anyone.
im sitting at my desk and this #&%!$!!!
walks by just at the same time Katie the dog walks by to follow her master who has already gone into the conference room.
he is in a bad mood as he has been yelling all day.
as she walks by him and gives her a kick and scares her real bad.

MOTHER HUMBER!!!

I look up and he says she was growling at him, i told him it was in his head and then got up and went for a walk. i was 30 seconds away from getting into it with him.

I need to calm down, because i am still upset!”

“I am upset too.

People who bring dogs to work are out of their #&%!$ing mind.”

“no
i think it is a great thing IMHO

that is not the point, he has no right to take it out on this animal when he is upset!
he is a PUNK”

“I have to agree. For the past couple of weeks, one of the managers here has been bringing his wife's bit of fuzzy, barking protoplasm to work at least one day a week.

At least I haven't stepped on the thing yet. I was in my boss's office the other day, and I could smell the damn dog through the wall. Ugh.
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“don't worry about it...one day some dog will bite him in the ass soooo bad that he will be scared for life.

I am a true believer that you'll get paid back what you have done to others one way or the other, sooner or later (good or bad)
Sit back and watch the show.

really thou... relax... you can't do nothing about it but threaten him that you'll turn him in for animal abuse (prolly won't go far anyway)

Oh yeah...and what Sass said. It's prolly best to tell the dog owner. Personally I would NOT bring a dog to work.
last edited: 5/16/05 1:01:49 PM”

“Mapes you should let the dog's owner know. They need to know that perhaps everyone doesn't love their dog as much as they and you do and that the dog should be right by their side to avoid abuse, or left at home. =(”

“dumb threads are on the rise”

“you have a problem E & S

im open and listening!”