Wolverine..... Anyone know what happened to her?

“Anyone here remember Wolverine? I'm curious to know if she's still around.... still posts..... still in the North West. Anyone?”

“I remember her... I would ask Meerkat if she knows what happened to her.”

“Sure, ask the wild animals here.

Nice pictures of Hoh Rain Forest!”

“I just sent Meerkat an email....so maybe I'll hear something back.

There's a whole bunch of people that are the first people on Phil's photo page that have vanished!

Whatever happened to that Feeney guy?”

“Whatever happened to that Feeney guy?”
Adventurist
7:43:10 AM
1/25/05
ignore this user

I heard he was too much of a wuss and left the site.”

“FEENAMINT COMMERCIAL
Microphone drops



DW

In just a moment we'll hear from Mr. Gershwin again, but first we have a scene from real life for you. Two traveling salesman are chatting in a hotel lobby. One is an old timer and the other a youngster on his first trip. DW exits.

3 BELL TONE. Actors enter behind mic.

(Fred Astaire and Jimmy Durante doing double duty!)

Jones: Well, well well, Charlie, how'd you make out today?

Charlie: Well, pretty good I guess, but I don't think if I was cut out for this traveling business, Mr. Jones.

Jones: You don't eh, well what's wrong?

Charlie: Well, with all this jumping from town to town and riding on trains and busses, well, I can't watch my diet. And the result is that I feel pretty rotten most the time.

Jones: Hmm, that's not so good.

Charlie: Yes, you see my trouble has always been constipation. And I'm particularly anxious about it right now. I've never been able to find a laxative that agrees with me.

Jones: Is that so. Well, it's about time you got wise.

Charlie: Huh?

Jones: You take a tip from an old timer and find out about FEENAMINT

Charlie: Ah, Feenamint?

Jones: Yes, Feenamint. It's a chewing gum laxative and the taste is great.

Charlie: Well, I guess I can chew gum alright, but how “effective” is this Feenamint?

Jones: Ah, don't worry about that. Feenamint's thorough. And don't worry about upsetting your system, either. Here's what I learned from my pharmacist back home. When you chew something your body is assimilating it in a natural way - a laxative or anything else.

Charlie: Hmm, right, of course.

Jones: Ever since I heard that I've relied on Feenamint

I don't mind traveling on trains or by car or how irregular my meals are. I'm okay and it's all a result of Feenamint. Say, there's a drugstore right here in the hotel. Why don't you go get a package of Feenamint right now?

Charlie: Say, I'll do that and thanks for the good advice, Mr. Jones”

“how do think I made my millions?

One of my bosses used to call me "feenamint".”

“"It's a chewing gum laxative and it tastes great!"

Jimmy Durante.....too much!”

“Thanks for the kind words MarkO.

I was really hoping to lure Wolverine out of the woodwork with that post, but maybe she doesn't even lurk anymore? Anyone have contact info for her, I'd appreciate it.”

“I have no idea about Wolverine.

I was just bumpin' it up......and messin' with Adventurist.”

“hobbit, I disappeared from tt about a year ago and took a break and at that time, she had already stopped posting.”