My favorite bumpersticker

“"Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing"



It was just below...


"Milk sucks...Got Beer?"”

“Is that first one on CS's bumper?
last edited: 1/24/05 2:08:09 PM”

“I don't get the ears thing.

I always liked

"Jesus is coming. Look busy."”

“lol at the ears”

“I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”

“pixie, sometimes guys...

and girls sometimes grab their ears...

and umm...

hey bmag really should be the one to explain this one.”

“This is gonna be me, if no one tells me what the ears thing means:

He who laughs last thinks slowest!”

“Oh! I just got it! Nevermind!”

“wonder if they make another sticker that says,"get your hand off the back of my head, i know what i'm doing"”

“And I figured it out before I read Sacco's post. So I am not that dense.”

“Support Mental Health or I'll kill you!

Weird Load!”

“Saw just today,

"Where's my country?"”

“I liked the one from Gemini - "I'm the one the ranger warned you about" or at least I think that was the way it was worded”

“It took pixie awhile because she usually holds onto my hair, not my ears.”

“as long as she doesn't give ya the ol' scissor lock.”

“wonder if they make another sticker that says,"get your hand off the back of my head, i know what i'm doing"”
sacco
3:16:23 PM
1/24/05

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: What's the difference between spit & swallow?

A: About 45lbs of pressure to the back of the head.”

“I really wish I hadnt read this thread!”

“i nearly shot up coffee thru my nose

good one”

“How is the car Nicole?”

“lmao @ BM”

“Our car is full of them!!!!


8)”

“...my kid beats the sh*t out of your Honor Roll student every morning and steals his milk money...”

“Nuke a Gay Whale for Christ”

“Ok, that's it bearmagnet. You are just vile. Do you honestly think you are funny? Cause you aren't!

You can have your f'd up fantasy world, but keep me out of it.”

“Damn BM, we all dream of Pixie. We just don't talk about it in public.

I guess you are relegated back to fantasizing about me.

This reminds me of a bit Ray Ramano does about masturbation. He said it doesn't matter if you know the girl or not because when he meets them he burns them into his mind for later..."Welcome to my fantasies. What's your name? Brenda? Hi Brenda. Do you like three ways? No. Well you do now.".”

“Q: What's the difference between spit & swallow?

A: About 45lbs of pressure to the back of the head.”
Bearmagnet
2:41:41 PM
1/24/05


2 lbs of trigger pull will cure that!”

“OH SNAP!!

I guess when ya put it that way Tango physiclly forcing your partner to perform a disgusting sex act just doesn't seem quite so funny.
last edited: 1/24/05 6:05:53 PM”

“Thank you kind sir. Yeah, exactly Nigal.”

“Men have feelings too, but who really cares?

Caution - Driver just doesn't give a #&%!$ anymore

I can go from zero to biatch in 2.2 seconds.

I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.

I suffer from C.R.S. Can't Remember #&%!$

I want to be just like Barbie. That biatch has everything!

I'd smack you, but #&%!$ splatters

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today's a biatch!


Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
last edited: 1/24/05 7:48:39 PM”

“I love bumper stickers! I have one that says...
"Where are we going?
And why am I in this handbasket?"”

“You see a middle-aged woman driving a Jag with a license plate that says "WAS HIS"...”

“"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?"

"Don't bother running,
you'll only die tired "

"Guns don't kill people, they just make it so you don't have to chase them."

"This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me"
“You are a very naughty boy. Go to my room."

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I'm not conceited, it just hurts my neck to not look down at you.

"You'll need to know my name. You'll be screaming it later. "

"Give me hot chocolate an no one gets hurt"

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"”

“There is no gravity.....the earth sux!”

“...I would have more room on my car:

# A day without sunshine is like... night
# A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste
# Boldly Going Nowhere
# Chaos, panic, and disorder -- my work here is done.
# Cigar smokers appreciate a great butt
# Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
# Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
# DANGER: I drive like you do!
# Do they ever shut up on your planet?
# Don't tailgate me or I'll flick a booger on your windshield
# For a small town, this one sure has a lot of #&%!$s
# Grow your own dope. Plant a man!
# How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
# How's my driving Call 1-800-EAT-#&%!$
# I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it
# I may be a cruel and heartless #&%!$, but I'm damn good at it!
# If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
# If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
# If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
# If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
# I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.”

“Bad spellers of the world
UNTIE!”

“I don't have single sticker on my Jeep after having it for 2 years. Stickers for me are things found and not sought. I'm still looking for that perfect Bob Marley cling.”

“Ok, that's it bearmagnet. You are just vile. Do you honestly think you are funny? Cause you aren't!

You can have your f'd up fantasy world, but keep me out of it.”
pixie
5:42:33 PM

You need to relax a bit more, maybe get thee out of thine nunnery. And you think way too highly of yourself, I don't fantasize about vanilla women.
1/24/05


Nigal - who's talking about a disgusting sex act?
last edited: 1/25/05 8:24:07 AM”

“Hmmm...a woman doesn't fall at BearMag's feet and worship him and it's her fault.

Women...

LOL!”

“I'm not assigning fault. The joke I made was a response to the messages, not the poster. I responded to her response in kind.”

“So you insulted her, she told you she didn't appreciate it, and you insult her again. Smooth.

Maybe everyone doesn't find your apparent lack of respect for women as charming?”

“You're just lucky she didn't have a 5 pound ring of keys handy. LOL!”

“OMG. I used her screen name for a joke regarding an act that never occured, and everyone knows never occured. Total fiction. How does that insult the person? Shall I do a search of sexual innuendo jokes on here? How long would that take? How many could I find?

Nigal "accused" me of fantasizing about him. Should I be insulted? Did he disrespect me?

No one who knows me would call me anything but respectfull towards people.

I'll try and remember this incident and "avoid" the person in question.”

“BM - my only point is that she obviously didn't like the comment.”

“You think? Was it the "vile" comment or the "pig" with "nothing to contribute" comment?

But you have a point. She is who she is and I am me. Perhaps I retorted too strongly?

So pixie - it doesn't matter what my intent was, you were offended and that's the bottom line. I sincerly apologize.
last edited: 1/25/05 8:55:14 AM”

“"Nigal "accused" me of fantasizing about him. Should I be insulted? Did he disrespect me?"

It's not an accusation if it's true. LOL! Dude I don't care how you post, to whom or when. I'm as crass and insulting as the next guy from time to time. Sometimes a simple apology goes a long way.

I normally let Tters work things out themselves but I like Pixie and I tried to defend her when she obviously didn’t need me to. I just made it worse with my joking. Sorry.”

“I didn't have dog in the figth either, but like Nigal felt like replying. I guess because an innuendo directed directly at someone is different than the typical type of innuendo?
last edited: 1/25/05 9:06:26 AM”

“SAVE THE WHALES


COLLECT THE WHOLE SET”

“I guess because an innuendo directed directly at someone is different than the typical type of innuendo?

I still think it occurs often but I should be more careful of who is involved.

Now I'm feeling #&%!$ty. Guess I'll go cut up some mice.”

“Do you use a blender on the mice?”

“Nice stress reliever. I can see Rat Boy hunched over his counter in the lab slicing rats..."Gawd damn Nigal...who's he think he is anyway...." [chop chop chop]”