Birch Stinks

“Somebody light a match...”

“Its not shower day yet...thats wednesday and saturday.”

“In the morning I awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy



My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a bath

I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"



Once every 24 hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

That's not the way I do it

Do it do it



Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't want to do it

Do it do it



It doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday I do the same old thing

So why should I have to be clean?



Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them”

“he stunked when he ran the race Pewwwwww!”

“LOL! I can just see Sass dragging you into the shower and sprayin' ya off every Wendsday and Saturday.

You're still holding to our bet right? It's been seven months sense we bet who could go with out toilet paper and I must say I like it. Get's that line at the bank to clear out for me real fast.”

“You said that stink in your tent was from dog crap, Nigal. Now we hear the truth.”

“I havent used TP but for those I have yet to meet...dont shake my left hand.”

“Wow birch I didn't know you were amish!
lmao”

“"My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a bath

I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"



Does Sass know you have a girlfriend?”

“Someone trying to be a full fledge member of the Hell's Angels?”

“Walkindude shows up just in time to bust birch.”

“I've known about her for years. Makes it easier for me to keep my boyfriends.”

“Thanks I needed this! I don't know why I looked all the way down here, but it gave me a good laugh this morning.”

“See? Even D knows! LOL!”

“Nigal, sweetie...you haven't gotten a whiff of me after a 24 hour race YET! I would never throw stones. Just chuckling :-D”

“that's OK cause you've never gotten a wiff of me after sitting around for 24 hours doing support eating hard boiled eggs and drinking cheap beer. HAHA!”

“lmfao -”

“. . .

"did a 23 mile ride today (upright bike level 7) rode for 59:30 ave heart rate 147bpm calories burned (based on age,weight,height and duration) 834."



Pun intended”

“Lee, I'm immune to the stink he emits. The first hike I ever went on with Birch (at age sixteen) he stunk like a goat afterwards. We were stuck in a small car for fifty minutes afterwards. That was sixteen years ago. He doesn't even faze me now.
I do seek him out when I have nasty gas though. I'd never miss an oportunity to give a little "love" back. ;)”

“Part of me feels flattered at my own thread, the other part feels..well sorta dirty.”

“birch, are we talking opposite ends here?”

“I may talking out of both ends.”

“bump...”

“yes I do. Like a goat (no offense to the goat)”

“Please report to the peepee poopoo thread for debriefing.
last edited: 8/16/05 8:13:00 PM”

“Tha-aa-aa-t wasn't funny you ba-aa-aa-stard.

Sincerely,

The goat.”

“LOL non-con!”

“showering with soap might help.”

“In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them”

“just jump in the cold lake once every three days (or four)”

“maybe birch needs a tic tac?”

“NOFX is awesome!”

“Can you wash with a tic tac?

Buddur, too right! Nofx is prolly my favorite band.”

“Birch? Jeez, and I thought that bad smell was Terrell Owens.”

“No Geo, birch smells more like TO mixed with urine. LOL!”

“Man I saw TO on sportscenter yesterday and all I can say is that I'd dump this arogant bassturd just on principle alone. He's standing out in the parking lot with his shirt off lifting weights surounded by reporters. I just can't phathom this type of selfish arogence. No humility. No thankfulness. No self respect.”

“For the past week you cannot get a Phillies score without seeing 21 minutes of T.O. doing situps and saying, "No comment."”

“I can confirm that Birch stinks. Of course, after running one afternoon, his daughter told me I stunk too. :)”

“And I can confirm that, lol!

It sure is peaceful around TT today.”

“Just wait...Sarge must actually be doing something today :)

CS”

“Hey birch, I keep forgetting to ask you this. What was the name of the book and the author of the spy book you told me was so good? It was something like "In from the Rain" or something about rain in it.”

“John LeCarre ...

The spy who came in from the cold

Little drummer girl.”

“http://www.johnlecarre.com/index.html

”

“That's it! Thanks. I've been reading the book Hawke by Ted Bell. It's the rich English spy guy who does side jobs for the Brits and Yanks. He's a very good writer though. He's more Tom Clancy than Ian Fleming.

Thanks bud.”

“no prob...

Little drummer girl is the best so far.”

“Hey birch, did ya check your voice mail this morning? LOL!”

“LOL, yes I did and it never did me any harm either.”

“Would you two use email, please...thank you.”

“wolfie, no I wont.Thank you :P”

“Birch smells nice in the woodstove.”