I know a secret about Phantomsoul

“yup and I heard it from his own mouth last ngiht. So unless he comes to the party, all will be reveled here on Trail Talk...”

“Is it the fact that he has to sleep with a Teddy bear at night on the trail? I already knew that.

;-)”

“He paid me for information about you, Mapleleaf, lastnight. Sorry, it was quite a bit of money! :P”

“tsss...I know it too so no luck with me woman. Took me 30 seconds and he told me. LOL”

“lmao.. he admitted to having a small wang?”

“PS is One Inch Wang?”

“I think he has a third eye.”

“Wears a thong when he hikes?”

“And he likes to raid other hikers' tents and dress up in their clothes...”

“think he has a third eye.”
MarkO
8:05:15 AM
1/25/05



you make it sound like thats a bad thing.”

“yes but do you have pics?

I just might!”

“I'm not sayin' nothing! ;-)”

“"I am not saying nothing??"

hmmm...doesn't that mean that he'll spill the beans??
"Not" and "nothing" together means..."YES", no???”

“A double negative, ah...Ya caught me Gem!”

“Gemini's catching bad grammar? What's the world coming to? I think I'm gonna start stockpiling canned goods just in case the apocalypse is near...”

“I catch more then you think Bison. Only problem is that I type too fast...I need to slow down...that's all! chingchangchong dammit!”

“LOL, you been here four hour, you go home now!”

“he's Louie Anderson??”

“You catch more "then" I think Gem?”

“Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Tell me, tell me, tell me...”

“another thing thing?”

“Okay Bison, okay...it's war NOW!
You wanna play? Okay then, lets play....

Start writing German as good (or bad) as I write English...then come back and post your best German.

PS...I can only imagine that's the THING you told me about when you've tried to get my THING out of me! Hahahaha...Now THAT'S worth quoting!!”

“Ich mag zu wandern gehen. Ich genieße, Berge zu klettern. Ich komme aus Pennsylvania. Ich bin ein dummes moron.”

“OK Shotsie we get your point! Goden Nockt!

(See, I know I butchered that) :~)”

“Show off!!! :P”

“did ENS just call himself a moron?”

“Hahahaha!!! ENS, well you've tried, but it wasn't any better then my "catch more then -THAN- you think..."

Told you I need to think twice before I type and hit "Submit Message"

Okay Backslacker, that was cute, but SOOOO wrong!!
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“Ich mag gern wandern gehen. (Or..."Ich liebe es zu wandern") Ich genieße die Berge zu klettern. (or..."ich genieße das klettern in den Bergen.") Ich komme aus Pennsylvanien, und ENS ist ein Dummer Moron.

Tschüß Schatzi ;)

Okay...now I really had to think about this. I completely forgot some of the German Grammar. And I used to be a A Grade in German Class. That's really pathetic.
last edited: 1/25/05 9:35:31 PM”

“can you translate that Gem?”

“Translation please!”

“können Sie für mich bitte übersetzen? Danke.”

“Ich verstehe nicht, was Sie mir gesagen haben. I sprache nur ein bichen auf Deutsch, und gibt's mehr als achten Jahren, dass Ich letzte die Deutsche Sprache studieren habe.

Und, na ja -- Gemini spinnt!

There. How's that for butchering?”

“Bitte, langsam -- Ich sprache nicht gut Deutsch.”

“The secret is.........








He can speak German!!! LOL”

“just go to babelfish and you can speak german too! hell, you can speak pretty much any language you please.”

“still not perfect!!
anyway...translate what?

I can fix this:
“Ich verstehe nicht, was Sie mir gesagen haben. I sprache nur ein bichen auf Deutsch, und gibt's mehr als achten Jahren, dass Ich letzte die Deutsche Sprache studieren habe.

Und, na ja -- Gemini spinnt!
fixed version:

Ich verstehen nicht was Sie mir gesagt haben. Ich spreche nur ein bischen Deutsch, und... [Huh??? I have no clue whatcha trying to say]
es ist schon über acht Jahre her seit ich die Deutsche Sprache studiert habe.

Und na ja, die Gemini ist so ein toller Mensch, ich kann mich kaum zurück halten vor lauter Freude!

Oh...and in case you ever wanna make a move on a German girl that doesn't speak English, say this:

"Hallo Du geile Tussi...willste mal mit mir kurz in the sack hopfen? Ich habe einen winzigen ganz verformten pimmel. Es wird Dich bestimmt aufmuntern und zum lachen bringen wenn ich Dir Deinen extra grossen Damenschlüpfer um die Ohren haue nachdem wir es getrieben haben und ich Deinen Damenschlüpfer als Klopapier benutzt habe."

Okay... that's what you need to say.
last edited: 1/25/05 9:56:35 PM”

“I don't want to get slapped”

“Thread degeneration is fun and educational!”

“I just translated it and it's not for the innocent eyes and ears of trailtalk. Gemini, you should be ashamed of yourself.”

“what u mean?? you can translate slang?? I doubt you translated it correctly. hahaha, it translated a couple words correctly, and it sounds really, really funny.

Oh please...I could've much worth then that. I wrote "tussi" that's not TOO bad.

and PS (yes, I know what you are about to type below this thread)... Why now would it edit out toilet paper huh??
last edited: 1/25/05 10:06:07 PM”

“Wow, Gemini, I didn't know you were like that...

English Translation:
()&(#)#*&#@*&%%$@(%$*&@)&*)*&@*&$_@*&_$@&*_&
_@$(*_@*_%!_%#*(_!#*@(*$%_@#*&%_@*_%&*(@_%&*
_@$*&#@_&_#%*@_*(@_%&*(@_$%*_#@!#%_()#_!@%*(
_@%&*(_@&*_#*!(*)!(#**^(^$$^*#(!_*_&”

“Tiny little deformed what??? Gem your Bad! ROTFLMAO!!!!”

“one of those words translates to "deformed".”

“i already know the secret”

“Damn, y'all found out about my horrible German. Man, I really didn't want that secret to get out...”

“LMAO... it really had to translate THAT part huh? damn!!!! I just saw it!! I didnt' think it would translate the last word. okay...crawling in my corner in shame.”

“Ain't nothing wrong with my Pimmel!”

“my german speaking arse is going to bed”

“heehee...it was funny.

ONLY "bad" part was the one it translated correctly. Everything else actually didn't make a lot of sense, well unless you want to use your underwear as toilet paper.


Yes my children. This is all for today's German lesson. More to come tomorrow.
last edited: 1/25/05 10:21:04 PM”

“okay...one more...

Stehen zwei Kühe auf der Weide sagt die eine "MUUUHHHHHHHHH!"
Sagt die andere:" Das wollte ich auch gerade sagen!!!!!!"

Sagt das Kind zur Mutter: Mami, mami ich will Kekse!!
Mutter: Die stehen auf dem Schrank hol dir doch welche!!
Kind: Aber Mami ich hab doch keine Arme!!
Mutter: Tja keine Arme keine Kekse!!


translate this stuff...then wonder why I am the way i am!!
last edited: 1/25/05 11:52:31 PM”