The Year of the Cock.

“This year will be the chinease zodiac year of the cock. I knew this was going to be a good year.

To celebrate I bought a cock for my kitchen.”

“oh yeah, thread degeneration from post 1!

LMAO.....”

“Wait'll BM gets a hold of this thread...”

“what do you mean thread degeneration? It is the year of the cock.”

“I didn't know that. I'll try to spread a little extra joy as soon as I get a break.

Is there ever a year for the Kitty? I mean, I always celebrate the Kitty whenever i get a hold of one but I think there should be a zodiac sign.”

“tigger?”

“The Big Kitty? The bigger the kitty the louder the purring?”

“just imagine that tounge. OMG. Little kitty tounge is bad enough when it's licking your face.”

“I am holding out for the year of the breast!”

““I am holding out for the year of the breast!”
mapleleaf

So you can wear that new prom dress?”

“just one breast? Not two?”

“good question Sc. need think about that one”

“A Cock would probably be welcome after the last two years of the Sheep and the Monkey!”

“hey no getting down on the monkey lovin!

or was that a baddddd thing to say?”

“Kitty?

In the Chinese zodiac, they have the year of the rabbit.....in Vietnamese it's the year of the cat. Other than that, all the other animals are the same.”

“There is the year of the Tiger-- a big kitty... :-)”

“"I'd like one too, mine's as big as a house!"”

“"I'd like one too, mine's as big as a house!"”
bitpusher
2:59:04 PM

what is as big as house?”

“bit has a kitty as big as a house?”

“It's the punch line from a joke from Predator...”

“yeah right. your just bragging about the size of your chinease zodiac, the year of the cock”

“So, the other day I told my girlfriend, "Hey, I'd like a little #&%!$." She said, "So would I, mine's a big as a house!"”

“Maybe this will be the year that G-Dub creates Viagra National Park.”

“I was born in the year of the dog. Maybe that is why in a family that all has cats, I was destined to get a dog.

Spirit, my mother-in-law loves cocks. I think cocks are popular now. If you go into stores like Bed, Bath and Beyond, they have all kinds of cocks on their shelves, like cock napkin holders, cock salt and pepper shakers etc.

For Christmas, I wanted to get my mother-in-law a cock she hasn't had yet, but she seems to have collected them all:)”

“Now don't go getting cocky there LH...”

“Thread content unsuitable for Canucks.”

“Canucks...is that like some kind of Canadian Duck?”

“i am wondering... are you looking for a cock to put in any other rooms?

I am sure a cock in the kitchen has it's time. Wondering if it is "Polish Crested", or Ceylonese Jungle. May not want more than 2 cocks under one roof... High risk of cock fight.
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“ban this thread and delete spirit coyote”

“Wasn't last year the Year of The Ass?

We elected one.

I was born in the Year Of The Dragon........my ass is draggin'........coincidence?
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“ah CB, where is the love? You can come over and look at my cock in the kitchen anytime :)”

“in the kitchen...dang Mike, Nicole is going to kill you for posting to CB using her sign on!! :)”

“CnC Youve been quiet a long time! Long time no see. :) What up?”

“Yeah, it has been a while. Spent most of the spring-fall weekends on the sailboat (those should still count as bag nights though) Then work has been really crazy the past couple of months. Almost went down to Deam Wilderness this weekend but Cheri has been fighting this lingering virus for the past couple of weeks and wanted to wait a couple more weeks until the weather looks a bit better.”

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Rooster: 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993, 2005
You\'re extroverted and intelligent, so concentrate on enterprises where your talent for hard work and efficiency excel. Rewards await you, but finances require careful management.

Dog: 1910, 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994
A time of ups and downs … be cautious. There will be unexpected outlays, so read the small print and avoid lending. Romance may flourish if you don\'t rush into it.

Pig: 1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995
Knuckle down in the workplace and your efforts will be rewarded. Plan finances and save for the future. You\'ll find a new love or tie the knot with an old one.

Rat: 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996
A busy and varied year, but all turns out well. Initiative is the key to advancement, but don\'t fritter away your new-found wealth. You\'ll have some family problems but a full social calendar.

Ox: 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997
A year of opportunity and achievement, rewarded with promotion, but guard your finances. A busy social life means new friendships and romance flourishes too.

Tiger: 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998
Concentrate your energies and you\'ll have a beneficial year. Your career goes well and your earning power is enhanced. New friendships begin, old ones are strengthened and romance beckons.

Rabbit: 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999
A somewhat difficult year, so be patient. Promotion is unlikely, so look to the future by studying or training and saving money. Domestic and social scenes are much more rewarding.

Dragon: 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988, 2000
This is a time to put your abilities to the best possible use. You will impress others and enrich yourself – but you must plan. Your social life offers new friends and partners, but listen to advice.

Snake: 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001
This is a satisfying year except, perhaps, where money is concerned. Your efforts are recognized at work, but avoid risky financial ventures. Domestic life is harmonious and this is a good time for romance.

Horse: 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990, 2002
This is a time for progress if you make an effort. Not an easy year financially, but leisure interests prove satisfying. You\'ll enjoy a busy social life – and romance is in the air.

Goat: 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991, 2003
It\'s time for a change … make plans and act on them. Learn something new and don\'t neglect your creativity. Money is a stumbling block, so plan carefully. Family and friends provide support and a new friendship awaits.

Monkey: 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992, 2004
This is a year of opportunity, but competition is tough. Stay away from speculation. The family provides firm ground for your active social life and romance could flourish.
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“My son or daughter will be a cock.”

“Is that a big cock or little cock...??”

“yes WK, what size shoe will he have?”

“Wild Bill Hick-Cock??
Are you a country boy?

It looks as if Old Man Treebeard is an Old Goat......”

“Happy 4702!”

“Thanks Bearmagnet.

4702.....I think that's only with written language.”

“I wanna know why I am a freakin' rabbit”

“If the horoscope is to be believed it'll be a good year for us oxen.”