NEWSFLASH: Treebeard Seduced.

“New York.

Scortchfire was cought attempting to seduce the confused and easily distracted treebeard Friday afternoon. The woman known only as "scochfire" slipped roofies into sevreal drinks she bought the 50 year old treebeard in an attempt to get him drunk and senceless. Sourses are still unclear if the attempt was sucsessful.”

“Somebody got something slipped into their drink alright!”

“Did TB have any sense to begin with?
8D”

“Two words......
spell check


LOL”

“two words

I don't give a #&%!$. B)”

“She should have slipped him some Cialis, she might have been succesful then...”

“5 words.
learn to count”

““two words

I don't give a #&%!$. B)””

“Maybe the smell hindered her seduction -

This is from Tony Kornheiser's latest column -

""I am from Staten Island, and I have lived in New Jersey," Reali explained. "I know bad smells. This was right below Secaucus."

Not as bad as Staten Island?

"Nothing approaches Staten Island," Reali said with conviction.""”

“Not that any resident of NY would ever stick up for my state but there are parts of Staten Island that are very nice, expensive and don't smell. They probably wouln't let Bison in unless he was mowing someone's lawn.

Jeeze - You host one huge landfill, and the whole borough gets a bad reputation.”

“thats right v- man and we live there.






LOL”

“I wouldn't be able to live in SI. I heard the restaurants don't even have animal heads on the walls.”

“no they are all upstate NY”

“Vi man is correct. They let me in, but barely. I had to promise not to bite anybody. It was a sacrifice I was willing to make in order not to embarass the trees anymore than Mapes normally does.

But on the ferry I took a nip out of somebody. Haw Haw!

But I wasn't in Staten Island at the time.

Luckily, I was winded from the sprint to the ferry, so I didn't bite hard.”

“Mapes normally does.

splain yourself”

“I often slip while drinking. What's the big deal?”

“its better then sleeping while you are drinking.”

“Tony Kornheiser was one of my counselors at camp back in the 60's, Bison. He smelled, too!


BTW, that's true. All except the smelly part, that is...”

“hey! : P

sorry, tree, de debbil told me to do it.”