What's this doing in Dad's stuff?

“LOL only in NY
I read this this morning.”

“Gimme a leg-up, would-ya?”

“Maybe he's Orthodox and needs to be buried with it? Could it be his?”

“This story has no legs.”

“The story has a leg, it just smells.”

“I wonder how many square feet that bag was?”

“Matt, would you please sever this thread?”

“I could kick myself for opening this thread.”

“i could use an extra leg to kick bitpusher with!
3 are better the 2”

“Maybe he was just going to buy a gallon of hi-test before he died?”

“This thread is destined to be a legend”

“Maybe he figured he'd have to show some leg to get a ride in the hearse.”

“Naah, Limpy - Limpy? Cha Ching - it doesn't have a leg to stand on.”

“I wonder if that was an imperial foot or a survey foot?”

“What's that one Joe Peshie movie? 8 Legs in a Duffle Bag?”

“Well, we're certainly putting this tread through the paces.”

“I know someone with three legs.....”

“At leaste he got a good deal on the funeral. If he had gotten screwed on the price there would have been an arm in there too.”

“Nigal - groan!”

“What? Come on that’s restaurant quality stuff there!”

“Thanks folks, he's here all week...”

“Myabe its just my knee jerk reaction . . .but dat was a stretch man . . ..you were really going out on a limb . . .”

“This thread reminds me of the prostitute who became a poet. She went from bed to verse.”

“this is not funny
it is sick.”

“Mapes - I have an extra leg but it's used for slapping, not kicking.”

“it's from a magzine,
name it!
it was on the cover.”

“MAD?”

“Mad?”

“Damn 17 seconds!”

“bitzy, invest in Mavis Beacon. It'll yield you those precious seconds you so desperately need!!!”

“nope
try again”

“National Lampoon!”

“LOL bit
very good, tree!”

“That's not the exact one they used on the album cover, but it close enough...”

“Not to mention sharks with no fins.”

“Was it Orlando Bloom in LOTR? Legless?”

“Y'all need to stop putting your feet in your mouths...”

“The mafia trying to get rid of their enemies?....piece by piece.”

“Anyone remember legos?”

“Legos, little plastic pieces to build houses and stuff?”

“You know how you guys can be about your middle appendage and calling it a third leg, well, this guy can actually say he has a third leg to prospective lady friends and he won't be lying, lol:)”

“If he don't hurry he's just gonna have a big pile o' goo...”

“I believe there was a "little person" in the movie "Moulin Rouge" based on a real story, who was nicknamed "Tripod" by the prostitutes.”