Psycho Squirrel Returns!!

“OH MY GOD!!!

I opened my apartment door yesterday, heading outside, and there was Psycho Squirrel running -- errrr, lumbering -- down the sidewalk, large as life!

He had a full ear of field corn in his mouth, just as wide as he was long. Had to weigh at least half his weight!!

Then he tore up the nearby tree, hauling that ear of corn with him! He stopped at a spot around 15 ft. up. I could barely see, but he just sat there at his leisure, eating.

Least he didn't drop the corncob on my head!!

I bet there's a lot of "skeltons" up in his Psychol Squirrel lair!!!!”

“That's because you was smart enough not to stand directly below Psycho Squirrel while he ate, or were ya?”

“better question is "where is the picture"”

“I wondered where that lil booger got hisself off to. His cousins have been visiting at my windows, lonely, no doubt, because Psycho ran off with lizs.

Well you've got him; ... keep him!”

“She does seem to be a bit squirrelly, maybe they were made for each other.”

“Well said, Bullwinkle!

Ummm, so I leave the apartment and I'm supposed to have camera in hand, ready to take a picture? LOL! I think my neighbor (whose kitchen door is about 20 ft. away at most) would wonder what the STALK is up?? LOL”

“Me........Bullwinkle??

Nice !!”

“That's official!”

“What.......like I'm goofy........or somethin'?”

“I thought this was gonna be a "Happy Birthday Kleetn" thread?!

oh well, happy belated Kleetyface! (he just turned 65 yesterday...Happy retirement too, I reckon!!!)

>;B
heheheh”

“No, that would be Kleetn's squirrel. Psycho was my squirrel, but when I didn't plant tomatoes again he up and ran off, first to Humanpackmule, and now obviously to see lizs.

At least the li'l rodent is keeping it in the TT family.

He could come to see you next. If so, he loves tomatoes.”

“... and corn, it seems.”

“I reckon they got lots of corn in Eye-Oh-Way.”

“lizs just better feed him well. Humanpackmule has grown quite fond of the fuzzy wascal.”

“We ALL are "quite fond" of HPM's "fuzzy wascal."

WAIT!! That's not what you meant, I guess... eerrrrr, never mind!”

“~sigh~
It's been a bad year for tomatos.
The hurricanes trashed my vacation tree.
Alas, I am forced to eat corn.

Yo Lizs, you might want to be a little more mindfull that the blinds in the bathroom window are fully closed.
You are developing a quite a
~ahem~
fan club among the local rodentia.”

“LMAO!”

“Interesting.
Everyone likes Liz's "Pink Thingy" and apparently it has made the rounds.

And now I learn that apparently there is cult following brewing around my "fuzzy wascal"

I wonder if Treebait knows about this?”

“hey we talked about the pink thingy in florida!!! :D”

“hmmmmmmmmmmmm...... ???

LOL”

“No comment.”

“How to get revenge on the squirrels.

Funniest video ever!”

“I am going to hell for this, but

LMAO”

“Man they better hope PETA doesn't get their address, the harrasment would never end.”

“I found a photo of the people who made the video.


































”

“They need to set up a goal post and have a dude wearing stripes throw his arms into the air”

“Cool, ...

Let's see, I need about 50 yards of rubber, a metal bowl, and two poles, ...

And a tomato, of course. I know how much Psycho likes his tomatoes.

Heh Heh, ... This is gonna be soooooooo cool.

In best Richard Dreyfus voice) Goodbye Psycho, No more psycho, ...”

“LMFAO!”

“Funny!”

“it is one of those
Guilty Pleasures.”

“Squirrel Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!”

“Geo, I thought psycho liked your tomatoes.

That is funny!!!

To the moon, Alice!!!
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“He did MarkO, but I stopped planting them and he moved down south to be with HPM and Treebait, and he left there to be with lizs. He wears his welcome out. He may show up on your doorstep one day. Plant tomatoes and he'll move right in.”

“My neighbor has four dogs.

Look out little squirrelly dude!!!”

“Psycho laughs at dogs. He taunts them. He farts in their general direction. Stupid English Pig Dog!”

“I thought this was the thread about Gem's haircut.”

“No bunyip, Psycho Squirrel is a TTer. He invaded my tomato patch several years ago, and when I stopped planting tomatoes he moved to Florid-duh with HPM and Treebait, wore out his welcome there and moved in with lizs and her pink thingy somewhere up in Minnie's Soda.”

“I just showed my parents the video. They have a squirrel problem.”

“If my late father had seen that, he would have made a beeline to Home Depot to order the rubber, the pan, and the poles. By nightfall it would have been up. And by the next day it would still be there. His squirrels weren't dumb enough to get caught in crap like that.”