Ouch!

“[url=http://www.copenkagan.net/Video/sub_1631.wmv ]Ouch![/url]”

“stop posting links I can't get into!!!!!!!!!!”

“http://www.copenkagan.net/Video/sub_1631.wmv

I screwed that link up...”

“Holy #&%!$! Looks like he opened the door to hit the kid on the bike than Karma smacked him in the head, no?

Wish my work wouldn't block ebaumsworld”

“I bet it's funny. Too bad it's yet another #&%!$ing site I can't #&%!$ing into because of those #&%!$heads at IT!!!!!!!!!!!

#&%!$ING #&%!$S!”

“Might be just as well. LOL!”

“Sure looks like that kid opened the car door, and tried to hit the little kid on the bike. If that was the case....the 1st kid deserved to be smacked by the other car.

Happened once to one of my friends...he was biking and a car swerved into him...causing him to crash. An a-hole poke his head out of the passenger side window, and was laughing his head off.”

“If I was the girl that fell off her boyfriend's motorbike, I would #&%!$slap him alot of times, for the roadrash that's she's bound to have.

I guess alot of idiots are trying to capture their images on their video cellphones.”

“the one with the crackhead getting his @ss beat by the momma is some funny stuff”

“One of my best friends from highschool was out cruising and drinking with friends when they decided it'd be cool to go out in the country and do some "car surfing". He was in a coma for two days before dieing of brain injuries. Good friend but very dumb.”

“I'm outta here. I've been to far too many kids' (and neighbours') funerals.”

“So ya wanna be a paid bare knuckle fighter for cash huh? Rated R for languge.

Think your nitro charged Trans Am is fast? Think again! Rated C for cool.”

“When his head hurt so badly Monday morning that a Jacksonville man walked to the hospital, doctors said he had a good reason to be there.

Wendell Howard Coleman, 47, had a bullet in his tongue.

Coleman told police he had gotten into a dispute with a woman in a West Union Street parking lot about 2:30 that morning and she stuck a pistol barrel in his mouth. He said he heard the gun go off.

Then he went home to sleep, according to a police report. When he woke up, Coleman's head hurt so he walked more than a dozen blocks to Shands Jacksonville.

According to a police report, Coleman's lip was swollen and he appeared to have powder burns. He had difficulty speaking, the report said.

http://www.jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/062105/met_19049146.shtml”

“Coleman's?


was it a light weight bullet?”

“Do you think Mr. Coleman might have been under the influence of something when he was shot?”

“Coleman told police he had gotten into a dispute with a woman in a West Union Street parking lot about 2:30 that morning

West Union Street at 2:30am.
That means he pissed off a hooker.”

“Now you've gone and done it - treebait will want to know how you know that.”

“So nice for the locals to add such details.”

“West Union Street is a bad section adjacent to downtown. I've done volunteer work at the missions around there, it's rough.

You don't go down there at 2am unless you are looking for entertainment of the illegal variety.
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“Right, like if something similar had happened here at Governor's and 12th street.”

“You don't have to explain to me HPM.

"volunteer work" - a nod's as good as a wink to a blind man.”

“lol.

but but but.....
I got witnesses, photos!”

“LOL
is that what they are calling it now a days?

"volunteer work"”

“You tell me Mrs I LOVE VOLUNTEERING I VOLUNTEER EVERYWHERE.”

“LMAO

try dat! dont tell tree”

“Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the #&%!$ in an alpine lake.

They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank.

They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered.

They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer.

The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water.

continued...”

“"What? am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

”

“Lo, these many years ago, a best buddy and I were obsessive-compulsive duck hunters.

We would hang round the local, rural aeroport looking for pilots who wanted to accumulate hours for higher qualifications. We would offer to pay the rental if they'd fly us where we told them and we warned them they would find it a boring mission.

Dave who was a 'local' in that part of eastern Ontario (we called them EOA's - eastern Ontario arseholes - pardon my French) knew just about everybody - he!!, he was related to most of them.

We'd fly round looking for ponds, new beaver flooding and swamps and take notes. Dave would spend several evenings getting permissions and our hunting was set. On opening day and throughout the season ducks would flee the hunters on the St. Lawrence River and drop into the first pool they'd see. All we needed was waders and a half-dozen decoys (and permissions).

When the ponds froze over we'd return to the big river and have it mostly to ourselves when the big bluebills (scaup) and whistlers (common golden eye) came down from the North.

Anyway, one eve of opening day we placed a few deeks in a beaver pond in preparation for the following morn and noticed a V moving quickling to-ward us in crutch deep water.

Yes, it was a large - very large - snapping turtle. Dave grabbed it first by the sides of its shell and it went wild. I waded up (it seemed to take an eternity) and grabbed it from behind. We took turns wrestling it to shore we finally threw it to the ground.

Dave shot it and I dis-agreed with that, but we took it to Jimmy Chan's who owned the local Chinese restaurant and had it as soup.

It was delicious.

Then there was the time we were rabbit hunting with three beagles and 200+ lb Jimmy fell out of the tree and broke his leg.

But that's another story.

Doug
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“Is Quebec a big chunk of the South that got lost and ended up in Canada?”

“No bit - read carefully - they shot the turtle and ate it - they didn't find it dead on the road.”

“You're right, that is a big difference. The funny thing is, that I bet roadkill keeps a lot longer on the side of the road up there in Quebec.”

“Only in the winter time.”

“So one day my best buddy is five minutes late for snow goose hunting (two seasons ago). This is an astronomical anomaly - as in inconceivable.

He bursts in the door with the news that he was following a truck when it hit a deer and they didn't stop - a serious sin here unless you're afraid of the breathaliser test when the cops come.

'Where do I put the deer?' he asked.

'We'll hang it behind the house.' I replied.

Later, while having a beer on the tailgate - me plucking snow geese (they're beeyatches to pluck, BTW) and him trimming venison, I became thoughtful and mused, 'I think I'm going to change into an eccentric hermit.'

'Whatcha gonna change?' he asked.”

“lmao at Gremlin's stories...

very astute observation bit... Quebec people are rednecks too!

I'd feel right at home, i bet, 'ceptn for the language - they gots funnee accents up thar.”

“Roam, I was thinking the same thing.”

“When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling”

“the weirdest sound ever


http://www.freebeerandhotwings.com/Videos/atlantagrape.wmv”

“Jesus! Did she live? Those "dance" auditions are more fun to watch than the "Idol" auditions. I just wish they would spend more time on the idiots.”

“your guess is as good as mine, man”

“A lovely morn...

I had my hands up in a suspended ceiling today working by feel (couldnt see at all) and couldnt figure out how come my right hand kept slipping on my linemans pliers. After finishing the job I dropped my hands to see what the deal was and wouldnt ya know it, blood everywhere. I did some firstaid and slowed the bleeding, 2hrs later I made my somewhat regular trip to the clinic. When asked about my last tetanis shot I replied "not sure when, probably last time I was here getting stiches". No stitches this time, no tissue to stitch.


Strangely it didnt hurt and other than the iodine at the docs its still pain free.
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“Somehow I knew it was you even before I saw your name. It's a typical thing for electricians. I've had electricians hook their wedding ring onto a fixture and slip off the ladder, resulting in the ring sliding up to the distal end, taking the flesh with it. Nasty stuff. If you find the missing part, send it to Crash Bang, he needs a finger tip.”

“gotta be careful around that aluminum, bud. some of that stuff is so sharp you can't feel it cut you.

Wedding rings, now I have a story obout those...
A few years ago at a previous job, one of our service techs was out on a job site welding on a crane, and still had his wedding ring on. The welder arced to his ring and burnt his finger completely to the bone all the way around. They thought he would loose it for a while, but it eventually healed. It looked really nasty for a long time though.”

“I hate it when that happens!!”

“i got one that completely tops that. just wait until the bandage comes off”

“Were you wearing a C ring while welding?

LOL!!!”

“Street magic gone wrong...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbiPtC0-CyU&search=chris%20angel”