Buttered or non-buttered popcorn

“Which do you prefer?
Not that I really care though.”

“Buttered. Parmasan and garlic powder is nice, also..........

Have we "met"?”

“not that i really care what you prefer or if you wanna know...


i prefer ultra-mega buttered, burned and salted, but I actually eat...

burned, salted lightly buttered.

Life's is #&%!$ huh!”

“jello fog: dumb ass troll here for a long time.
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“Will you marry me Gemini?”

“Ignore Gemini, she gets jealous easily”

“oh god, jello fog is connan the librarian. I had no #&%!$ing idea!”

“Gemini, I'm YOUR librarian”

“Lots of butter and salt. I want to feel my blood pressure going up as I eat it!”

“Where all the white women?”

“LMAO! White Women suck. Somtimes.........

That's the problem.”

“buttered”

“buttered”

“Redenbacher 94% Fat Free SmartPop, with some artificial butter salt on it. Yum.”

“Buttered white women?”

“I like to butter all women, regardless of race or creed.”

“I dunno if an observant Jewish woman would let you do that to her. The whole milk/meat thing, ya know?”

“ROFLMAO!

Are there any acceptable substitutes like butter?”

“Mayonnaise, perhaps?”

“vomit”

“Maybe miracle whip?

Vomit? Kinky.

What about "I can't believe it's not butter"?”

“ha, ha, i meant about the mayo!”

“But, what about KFC”

“Funny you should mention that, JF...As I was coming back from the bathroom, I passed a woman carrying in some fried chicken. To a Southern boy, that's better perfume than Chanel No. 5....”

“Rub a chicken leg behind your ear, and I'm your boy!!”

“Sometimes it depends of the brand of popcorn, but I prefer non buttered.

I used to use this Orville Redenbacher brand of butter cooking liquid to make their popcorn in and that was really good.”

“WHITE CHEDDAR!”

“DARK CHOCOLATE!”

“CREAMY CARAMEL!”

“half popped. they used to sell them, but i guess there wasn't enough crazies out there that would buy them. should've bought 100 of them back then.”

“CREAMY CARAMAL WITH A DARK CHOCOLATE CENTER!”

“Ewwwwww....”

“"Half popped"? Is that what you call it now?”

“hmmm...i think it should be dark chocolate with a creamy caramal center. shoot..forget about the popcorn then.”

“Orville sells this unpopped popcorn that you can coat w/their carmel. That's pretty damn good, add peanuts and it's better than cracker jacks.”

“I prefer Dark chocolate with a dark chocolate center.”

“yes bearmagnet. IF you really are talking about popcorn that is!”

“Right. Popcorn. I've never seen half-popped. I have been with someone that on occassion had half-popped. She said it was OK every once in a while but wouldn't want it everyday.”

“thanks to cowpatty who converted me and my family from margarine to butter...

i listened, but i had to do my own research!”

“Butter... but you're gonna pay in calories!!! (aka FATness)”

“LOL!
you drinkin Jim?
repeat after me...
better bitter butter batter
better bitter butter batter....”

“Butter, and I'll gladly pay:)”

“which has more calories, a gram of butter of a gram of margarine?

trick question...”

“So, anatomically speaking, what exactly did you land on when you fell of that wall? Everyone knows, the pound of feathers is lighter...”

“i am making a toilet trowel from a sheet of titanium”

“I like my popcorn popped in a saucepan with butter-flavored Crisco, then drizzled in lots of real butter, lightly salted.”

“BUTTER! swimming in butter!”

“Butter and Kosher salt. the large granules.”

“Popcorn salt, finely ground to a powder.”