Woman's life saved by beer-bottle attack

“I think Homer Simpson said it best when he said, "Alcohol, the cause and cure to life’s problems."”

“Amen!”

“BEER! BEER! THAT SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS! WOOHOO!”

“sure that was homer zac?

i thought it was the beer baron”

“My grandma once tried to beat a guys brains out with a bear bottle. The dude burned my grandparents sheep camp down while they were off on horseback. When Granny found out he'd done it, she hopped up on his back with a beer bottle and made a serious attempt to beat him senseless. I think if my grandpa hadn't been there to pull her off him, she just might have suceeded. (circa 1930's)”