Bitpusher I totally Love you! !!!!!!!!!

“I can not hide it anymore
you are sooo hot that you melt my cheese, you pop my corn, you bend my elbows...

how will I ever tell tree the feelings that I have for you?”

“I think you just did.”

“Ya shoulda figured out how to tell Tree BEFORE ya started handling his organ. Anything after that will just sound contrived.”

“Sorry tree. Some days you're the bird and some days you're the commode.”

“Oh, good f-cking lord!”

“you are the creme on top of my poptart

you are the sugar on my donut”

“treebeard, I'd say you'd be justified in running home and drinking all her beer for this one.”

“...you are my shlt on a shingle...”

“No, I'm going to tell Crazy Mike Backpacks how much i love him!”

“...you are the grissle on my baconring...”

“I thought you loved my big feet?”

“...you are the piss on my blisters...”

“bit, I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?”

“...you are the hamster in my grave...”

“I think I am going to hurl!”

“Worst Pick Up Lines
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.”

“"'Cuse me. Could you help me load this couch into my van?"”

“oh bitttttypoooohhhh


oh were thou you are??”

“Nigal's on a roll tody!”

“Straight butter bay-bay! Off to take my nap. Later taters.”

“Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Ha Ha! I have used that one before.”

“Mapleleaf should really pick a password that's harder to guess.”

“Awww, everyone's ready for Valentine's Day I see! How sweet, everyone on TT telling each other how much they love one another! LOL!”

“bit who hacked into my name? tree?
hmmmmmmmmmm if not him then who do you WANT it to be?


SG I love you baby! your as hot as the sun!”

“Oh Mapleleaf, your sap is as sweet as sugar! LOL!”

“LOL you coulda had me with

"you @ss is as sweet as sugar"

but that would have made these horn dogs heads pop!”

“No, pictures would make head pop.”

“Hello?



I think SG & Mapes are about to kiss.......”

“sap is as sweet as sugar


oh my.”

““Oh Mapleleaf, your sap is as sweet as sugar! LOL!”

Smiley Girl
1:32:13 PM
2/11/05

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kissing? Screw that! SG has tasted Mapes sap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

I'm not sure what to do with this image I have in my head now..................


Hang on.”

“The other night while sitting at a bar, a guy walked up to me and told me that he had never been there before so he had just taken a walk around the place to see how it looked. Of course, I walked right into his set-up and asked, "How's it look?" He said, "Not as good as you."



Gag me with a table setting!!!
last edited: 2/11/05 12:57:23 PM”

“LMAO @ Ruby.

One time walking through town a guy in a pick up truck stopped at a stop sign and asked me if I had seen his squirrl...that it was about 12" long.

I couldnt help but laugh.”