PMS Sucks

“I tried the pill once many years ago (pre child, so about 25 yrs or so) and it made my BP skyrocket. I never tried it again.

The best method of birth control I ever tried was tubal ligation - course hysterectomy is the very, very best, LOL!
People are far more understanding about hot flashes (you can all laugh together) than they are about the weepy #&%!$y times.”

“I had an IUD, then had a baby. :)”

“so the IUD didn't work, huh twig?? ; )

yeah, sass, i think the odds of developing blood clots are low, too, on the pill. i was just unlucky.
last edited: 2/17/05 8:32:29 AM”

“If it ever comes to surgery it's not going to be me having it, lol. So much easier and safer for the man.”

“Oh that's easy for YOU to say. you aren't the one who has to walk around feeling like you just got kicked in the mommy/daddy parts. On the other hand it could be pay back for an apieziotomy(SP?).”

“It weren't that bad, Nigal...”

“I had my blood drawn today for routine tests and I asked them to go ahead and run a prostrate test too. Anything to keep the doc's digits outta my arse for another year.”

“Did you have to lie down on the floor for that?”

“LOL, that's true Sass...

I had my tubes tied when I was 25 and single, no boyfriend or husband to sway me from my course...I only waited until I was 25 cause I had to. The "rule" at the time, was 3 kids or age 25.”

“Et tu Bit...et tu.”

“Anything to keep the doc's digits outta my arse for another year.”
Nigal
9:41:48 AM
2/17/05

Hey, maybe they'll come up with a mammogram-like machine to replace that test - or maybe - a speculum instead of a finger - that'd be way better!
:D”

“Man am I glad my wife doesn't (usually) suffer from PMS. She hardly ever cramps on her period as well, and it's usually over with in 5 days. Some girls are just lucky I guess.”

“Yeah Twig when I bltch about my prostrate exam I get NO sympathy from the wife. None, notta, zip, zilch, nyet. LOL!”

“Nigal, ever had your abdomin cut open? Trust me it's wayyy worse than kicking a kick in the jimmie. Nothing like having your core muscles severed.”

“Well there is that I guess...

I guess I'm just over protective of my boys. :)”

“No, Nigal, you're just a guy. :)”

“i'm with Sass...if you can't get the pill where you are, then go out of town to do it! shoot, there are no lengths i wouldn't go to to get my pills. last time i walked 2 miles to the doctor's office in a blizzard...literally! LOL!”

“In some way I think PMS has something to do with the "Dating Sucks" thread.”

“It's not a Hot Flash.
It's a Power Surge!





So says my wife.”

“I need a women as dedicated as Lyra.

Got any Sisters?”

“LOL @ naviguesser!

if you had PMS and a cycle like i did w/out the pill, you'd want to be on it too, bearmagnet.”

“I tried to tell a women I was on the man pill. She didn't buy it until the 6th minderaser.”

“


I am so glad I am a guy”

“a hysterectomy will solve the problem.”

“Please tell that to my wife! Oh oh now I'm in real trouble!”

“...kiss my a$$”

“i think you can now type the word "ass" without it getting all #&%!$ed up.”

“You always could. It's "#&%!$" that gets censored.”

“heehee, I am sure we wasn't able to type the word ass before. You really don't wanna disagree with me neither, not today, not this week!!! If ya know what i mean...

well....DOOO YOUUUU know what i mean bitpusher?????


Gem signing in then!”

“Yes dear.”

“kiss my ass.....or a$$ ???”

“LMAO! Freaks! All of you!
Not sure why I keep saying that, it's not that you don't know that.”

“Enter at your own risk!”

“Shall I bring home the gigantic box of chocolate, or merely the huge one?”

“I don't know why #&%!$ed is censored, because look: #&%!$ed... it always stays the same. We all know that #&%!$ed means #&%!$ed.

same for #&%!$, it's always the same, #&%!$ means #&%!$. go and eat #&%!$!

so as #&%!$, you have a little #&%!$. See, you knew what i mean because you can read the symbols, they are the same, like that: #&%!$
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“I don't want chocolate...I would prefer to beat the ever living shiat out of something.”

“are you taking nominations?”

“Ah, so a pinata filled with chocolate?”

“Stop it Carlette; you'll turn Hyway on.”

“I can take chocolate or I can leave it...although I still have gem to thank for that Nutella.”

“hey...BITPUSHER...didnt you learn anything from the "why men are happier" thread??

YOu bring home my fav chocolate MEANS you want me fat, and are not concerned about me feeling happy. (whhhaaa, I feel fat, ugly and bloated)

you DON'T bring home my fav chocolate, well..then YOU THINK I am fat and bloated.

sooo...you figure it out!
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“they've got it made in the freakin shade...

If I ever see Eve I'm gonna have a few words with her.”

“Jeez, sounds like the two of you could get together and you wouldn't need a man.”

“strictly dickly...geo”

“I didn't read that thread, I know why I am happier.

Bringing home chocolate means I don't have to listen to "I would kill for a piece of chocolate" or "Do you have any chocolate hidden someplace?" or "Would you go get me some chocolate? I know that it's 2:00AM" incessantly for a week. She's gonna get some and eat it anyway, I may as well be the hero.”

“LMAO @ bit :)”

“Yeah, right bit, and one of these days she's gonna get on the scales or see her face breaking out, and guess whose fault that will be?”