Suggestions for a Stomper of Stoves

“Beats the hell out of me. Just seemed natural for a fun topic (we'll soon find out, lol).
last edited: 2/18/05 8:40:05 AM”

“Wear heavy boots...”

“Build lots of little fragile stoves out of parts of aluminum cans, and get people from all over to start using them.

Then, when they least suspect it, STOMP THEIR STOVES!”

“wear a peter shield for your peter. no need for it to go up in smoke!”

“That's called a "codpiece", maple...”

“it is? they realy make them?
i want to see pics please...”

“Good idea, I accidently stomped on mine once.”

“Just Say No, Mapes... ;-)”

“why are you doing this to me stovie?
DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE MENS PICS!

stop holding me back !”

“They used to be a part of everyday wear for men, before pants had closable flys.

This gentleman is modeling an outfit complete with codpiece.



Do be careful when doing an image search on "codpiece", btw...”

“can you find one without the pants????”

“Um, I found plenty, but I'm not sure that everyone else wants to see them...

Feel free to look for yourself though”

“You peeps are REALLY bored today, aren't y'all? ;-)”

“Stomping is soooo barbaric. I prefer to gently butt press mine.”

“EKKKKKKKK


BUSH IN ONE!!
thanks now my eyes are bleeding!”

“Maple, this is from before men had pants.
They had 2 seperate pant legs that didn't join in the middle. This left a very obvious gap.
First they tried the Loin Cloth. Then came fashion and the Cod Piece.



You think taking care of business by unzipping is easy, how about just pulling something aside.”

“This left a very obvious gap = no package?”

“What I want to know is: Whats Stove got to do with cod pieces?”

“A cod piece may compliment the scissor, bat and match attire suggested in one of Stovie's threads. On another note, cod piece is an interesting label. My brother referred to them as a nut cup.”

“Big feet”

“No package for THE package.
*8*)”