Man Purse.

““NY socialite?”

bitpusher
10:42:26 AM
2/18/05

You know, "socialite". Them NY ain't got no cable so they gets their tv beamed in by socialite.”

“Mayor John Street of Philadelphia refused a movie usher's request to search his man purse the other night. Big flap over it, but the mayor walked out of the theater without causing a fuss. He said the guy didn't ask to check the mayor's wife's purse, so he wasn't going to let the guy check his. I have to agree with hizzoner on that one.

The movie usher did not recognize the mayor, BTW. That's the funny part!”

“I dunno if I'd carry my man purse around Philly ... what if you accidently crossed over into Jersey?!?! *shudder* Perfectly safe in 'Bama ... and around Dallas Cowboy players, but the rest of Dallas is kinda scary.”

“Time for a new Manpurse.

The new version of my current manpurse. Looks like they fixed all the little things I didn't like about my old Manpurse which I loved. Now I just have to find a store (online or Brick and Mortar) with it in. No one has it in stock!”

“Thank goodness he didn't bring that along on our backpack trip!

Then again, it would have given me more to make fun of. ;-)”

“So now it has compartments for your lipstick and maxi-pads?”

“I had it in my car. You didn't see me put it in the trunk before we got on the trail?

Four eyes...”

“I have finially broken Crazy Mike from using a man purse :)”

“Five posts and we aren't blaming anyone for this....? Come on guys where is the dedication (LOL)....Man purse, please how much stuff do you have that would coordinate with that. It would clash terrribly with my 5" Hiking Pumps.”

“It's George Bush's fault I use a manpurse. Being a wealthy republican and all...”

“Now, we talkin'! LOL”

“There goes Spirit Coyote repressing CMB again! ;-)”

“...and with finials this time!”

“everytime he misbehaves I put him down in the basement for a time out :)”

“"It's European!"”

“Hmmmm... since I can't find the Mountainsmith I like... this one doensn't look half bad.

http://www.ebags.com/timbuk2/metro_messenger_style_tote/product_detail/index.cfm?modelid=41234”

“Man, what's the sphincter rating of this thread? What's wrong with just carrying a briefcase?”

“OOH Back' you are so BUTCH.

I think we should carry Pails like in the olden days so at lunch we can let them down on ropes and the kids in the neighborhood can make money running to the bar to get us some beers to put in the pail.

Sarge, do ya think we can get a commision together to study the man purse and it's link to the Aliens being hired to death ray the WTC so that the stage would be set for the return of JFK and Elvis?”

“It's a European carryall!”

“but, what I'm wondering is will it compliment your kilt?”

“Geo has the ultimate man purse. Color it with camoflauge then it's acceptable, lol:)”

“I carry all my junk in one of these. I use a daypack as my briefcase and lunch box. Goes everywhere I do.
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/campmor/99604.html
I use a daypack as my briefcase and lunch box. Goes everywhere I do. My wife picks on me about my purse.”

“My occasional purse is actually a fanny-pack worn in front. The side front pocket is held closed by velcro. Gives fast easy access to implements of destruction & mechanical restraints. I also use an insulated lunch pail from Duluth Trading Co.”

“http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/02/09/ken.barbie.reut/index.html

Look what the new Ken is carrying.”

“lmao, I was just gonna post the same thing treebait.”

“How about this one:

http://www.minerox.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=product.display&product_ID=1275”

“Wooo, that new Ken is one sexy hunk of plastic.”

“...except for one, small detail, lyra...”

“You mean (gasp) Ken has been neutered?”

“LOL!! Yeah I was going to say I hope they also updated his manly parts, but then decided against it.”

“Yeah, poor Ken--all he can hope for is to be Barbie's eunuch.”

“Looks like the man-purse fashion police are up in arms about it too:

http://thesatchelpages.com/man-purse-ken-threat-or-menace/”

“The only man purse my man has is my purse..which he copisouly loads all his junk into and then winks at me with "thanks a lot baby for carrying it". I am a man purse..sigh!”

“I pity those poor men that have to sit in Dept Stores and hold their wife's purse as their wife tries on clothing.”

“My "man purse" is generally known by the colloquial term "truck".”

“He has one of those to, Bitpusher..lol! I clean it out once a month for him. Usually with a trash can and shovel.
Snort. Oh well, it is HIS truck, he can have it as filthy as he wants ;-)”

“Hate the playa not the game.”

“I think I might have three.


















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“if you're gonna hold a door for a Women then why not a purse?

My man purse:

http://community.webshots.com/photo/526768945/1526784886082804173CkNeHB
last edited: 2/15/06 12:23:19 PM”

“My "man purse" is a Wal-Mart sack. LOL
I bring in fruit to snack on at work everday.”

“One of my guy friends does hike with a man purse. He tries to claim it isn't one, but we give him endless crap about it...hehheh!!
It is like a large passport bag that he wears across his chest. It is soooo a man purse ;-)”

“Oh no, now you are going to start a Wal Mart is evil thread degeneration. Darn it Stove!

PS, I bought my friend Aaron a man purse and he never goes anywhere without it. He likes to carry a lot of crap other than a wallet: cigarettes, lighter, a book, his ulcer pills....I don't blame guys for wanting to carry a bag. I'd be lost without all my crap I carry around.”

“Isn't that why guys get messenger bags, Pixie? Lol!
That is whta my man uses for work-and just like his truck, it explodes eveyr once in a while, full of junk ;-)”