The Stupid Life

“.....and stupid??

Not you, pinkbubelz.
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“The other problem is that most Men wont answer truthfully whilst the femme's are listening.”

“You betchyer bear-ass they won't.

When the girls ain't around the guys will speculate about the flexibility of skinny chicks like that and various pieces of furniture and all the fun things one could do with a kitchen table, etc.
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“Most guys would "do" a snake iff'n somebody would hold it.”

“Sure they will...

I think BM's survey is suggesting that all they need is a few beers and they'll answer to anything....”

“or maybe, he's suggesting that all HE needs is a few beers and HE'LL answer to anything... LOL”

“BM - I wouldn't touch those two old skanks with yours.”

“I've said "no" on a number of occassions. never to anything remotely like Paris, though.

I would go home with either.

Are they my "type"? Well..........looks aren't everything, right?

Performance is the key to my heart. ;)”

“Dang.......y2!!
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“lol! Such the "gentlemen" on the net. Don't forget, we've talked while drinking in a pub, my british friend.

;)”

“yeah, and I'd have told you the same thing about those two. I'm not saying I haven't done worse ;o) - but I want no part of the freak show that is Paris and Nicole. The urge to keep slapping them would never subside.”

“They might enjoy that, ya never know.”

“Ummm, British!”

“I like slapping. We Yanks call it "spanking".”

“I thought of that Bit, but then I'd have to stop, so it's best not to go there.”

“ROFLMAO!!”

“What if I closed my fist BM? I don't advocate violence, but with these two..... I find them annoying in the extreme.
Still I'm not holding my breath thinking this is ever gonna happen.”

“i think part of my point is, if you met them in a bar after a few drinks and they were "nobodies", you would go home with them.

there's been a few occasion where i woke up with, IMO, really annoying women. Extremely annoying.

Obviously, Personality had nothing to do with the night before”

“not if they had the personalities they have. I wouldn't go home with them. If they weren't wealthy they'd just be the town bikes.”

“You've never gone home with a complete personality mismatch?????


BTW - I honestly don't think we've talked about those two while drinking.

You, Bison & I did talk about embear when she went to the bathroom....”

“yeah, but I've not gone home with someone who's annoyed the hell out of me. Also if I've annoyed them they tend not to have gone home with me either.”

“LOL!

I can shut it out while drinking, especially if I'm really attracted to her (i.e. horny). :D”

“Though I did send a friend of mine from Journalism school home with some girl. He wanted nothing to do with her, but I told her he was painfully shy when it came to girls and she'd prolly need to pounce on him to get anywhere.
Apparently he got a ride back home with her on a cold and rainy night rather than walk home for 45 minutes.
She invited herself in and ended up pushing him on the bed and jumping on top of him.
I fell about laughing the next day when he told me what happened and eventually told him how I'd set it up. He did get his revenge though, but I'm not talking about that.”

“To me, that makes you the perfect wingman.”

“To me, that makes you the perfect wingman.”

“Y2... If you knew nothing about her (and you could keep her mouth shut), going on looks alone you wouldn't .... man you're Un-American!
Would this help? ”

“Two wings are better than one.


http://wingwomen.com/
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“Apparently the conversation in the car went:
"So, can I come up for coffee then?"

"I haven't got any coffee."

"What about tea?"

"I don't have any tea."

"What do you have?"

"Water."

"That'll do."”

“LMFAO! Was she unattractive or just "annoying"?”

“CJ - If I could work out a way of stopping a woman talking I'd be richer than Paris Hilton anyway ;o)”

“BM. She was actually quite cute, but he was a good catholic boy. He'll prolly go to hell because of me - Though he claimed he physically shoved her out of his apartment.”

“And she's where right now?”

““CJ - If I could work out a way of stopping a woman talking I'd be richer than Paris Hilton anyway ;o)” y2

Use your imagination Y2 ”

“I only saw one episode this year. It was so stupid that I can barely remember it. I think they worked at an advertising agency.

I laughed my butt off at last year's episodes. I don't know if it is as funny this year. I always laughed at what Nicole would say to someone, just to watch their expression in return. Some of it is scripted, but I think some of the things Nicole says are just her being herself. She's nuts!!!!!”

“Y2, I think that was the exact conversation I had with my boyfriend, now husband on our first date. It ended with water. I told him he could get some from the diner up the block.”

“Ugh! Now Britney Spears bought a Chihuahua. They are great dogs, but this has to be a fad since Paris showed up on the Simple Life with hers. The dogs are great, but you can't even tell by watching hers on the show, so people are just buying them as accessories and to be in style.

It's so sad that buying Chihuahuas today is becoming more of a fad than wanting the dog. There is a dog site where you can click on 1000 or so individual pictures of Chihuahua pups for sale and each picture comes with it's own website where they have kennels full of these dogs. So 1,000 dogs with each kennel maybe having 10 puppies or more, that's 10,000 Chihuahuas for sale, not counting thousands of breeders that don't advertise there. I can see it's going to be a big mess. It's really a shame, because these dogs are so sensitive and need a lot of love.”