No BOBs in 'Bama!

“LOL! Are your Borders choke-full-o-marital aid stores?

Is getting them shipped to you a crime?”

“lol, no, there are a few that will likely have to close now.

You must understand, it's not against the law to own a BOB in Alabama, merely against the law to sell one. You can still buy them out-of-state for your personal use.

I dunno about mail order though.”

“Must just be North Bama.
Mobile has plenty of sex shops and Gentlemen's Clubs..”

“The store whose owner started this up is less than a mile from where I sit right now.


And, um, I've been in it.”

“"Gentlemen"....??????”

“What's that HBO series with Seymore Butt's?

On one show, he freaked because someone was going to ship a video of his to Alabama or Arkansa - which could of landed him in court for breaking some law.

Weird country, the Suth. ;)”

“MarkO, you have never heard that term for a boob club? ;-)”

“BM, you can rent adult movies all over the 'Sult'. They are getting in somehow. ;-)
I think it may be a Federal law about shipping US Mail.”

“We don't have HBO in Alabama, it's against the law.




Okay, so I was lying. We do get it. Some porn channels are illegal here though, I think.
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“LOL@bit”

“No. Porn can be shipped under Fed laws. There are some State laws that prohibit it.”

“My bosses name is Bob, so I can state with absolute certainty that there are Bob's in Alabama.”

“My sis-in-law used to work at a local video store. According to Alabama law, you could legally rent a movie until it was judged to be "obscene" by some court or commission. So the store she worked at rented out the new ones until they were judged "obscene", then they took them off the shelves and bought new ones to rent that hadn't been judged to be "obscene" yet.”

“I wonder who gets to judge such material. Whatta job.”

“Now I understand all those ads for ‘personal massagers’ that look an awful lot like #&%!$.”

“I don't understand "renting" porn.”

“My guess is they just fast-forward to the first penetration scene and declare it "obscene".”

“I suppose that's akin to my not understanding "borrowing a book from the library".”

“I don't think I'm familiar with that "slang"?”

“According to Image Google:

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“Holland??????????

Were these guys band from 'bama for being BOB's?
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“...before some genius starts selling REALLY REALLY expensive batteries, and giving the BOBS away....?”

“My younger sister arrives from North Dakota for a visit. We were discussing how her two beautiful toddlers have inherited the infamous Olson butt and thighs. She proceeds to tell me how she likes to sit on her BOB.... I look at her. I ask, "BOB?" and she says, "Yeah, Big Ole Butt." I explained to her what I know as BOB. We got a few laughs out of it. She will no longer respond, "Sit'n on my BOB" when people call inquiring what she's UP to.”

“Don't they still get around the law by saying it is a novelty????...

not that I would have any info .....

and that wasn't me there a few weeks ago with my daughter and some friends.......

(innocent look)”

“Something creepy about commenting on toddlers infamous butts & thighs.....”

“Hey Bearmagnet.... We have short legs, large butts and fat thighs. Everyone of us prays during pregnancy that our children will get their father's legs. Unfortunately, we have the predominant gene and our daughters are condemned to the life of pear shape. If you have children, you know about all the little rolls of fat. If you have children and don't understand, then you're just phobic.”

“If you have children and don't understand, then you're just phobic.”

Hi sunshine. let me introduce myself;

I'm bearmag, full time wiseass and most time sarcastic son-of-a-#&%!$!

nice to meet(?) you.

Bit - If I open a sex store on the border can you think of a good name? I thought of a great tag line;

The South Always Rises Here!
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“Funny you should mention it, there's a little town on the AL/TN border called Ardmore. It's in both states, right on the line.

In keeping with the wet/dry tradition down here, you should probably call it "Last Chance/First Chance Sex Novelties".”

“I was thinking about First Chance! I guess that would be an insult for people actually going into Alabama. LOL!”

“You could put it right next to Ardmore Cheese Factory, and pick up that crowd.”

“The town Bitpusher and I live in is very progressive. I'm sure this town would vote FOR the sale of BOB's. The rest of the state is screwed up !!

LOL

( Ok, maybe B'ham would too ) :p”

“

Tammy Daly, part owner of True Discount Smokes and Suds in Ardmore, Tenn.,

"True Discount"?
"Discount Suds"????
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“

Illegal?”

“Only to sell it...”

“I'm trying to go into Pulp Fiction quote mode, but can't quite pull it off.”