It's our favorite metro-sexual's birthda y!

“Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear smoochy-kins.
Happy birthday to you.


And many more shoes....”

“Thanks princess. You're the bestest ;)”

“Happy Birthday to ya!!”

“Happy bday from S.T. ;)”

“Phuck yeah! My bag is comming tomorrow!!! Woohoo!!!!”

“happy one DX err DDX even if ya did miss the big chat cuz ya gots your own HOT chat goin' on!! lol”

“May there be 12 pairs of shoes and 17 new jackets under your birthday tree.



And a box of ammo.”

“The DDX wish list:
Jackets
Shoes
Golf clubs
ammunition

I'll bet the marketing folks that track his purchases are very confused, or maybe they think he's the one that's confused.”

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, Happy birthday and many more.”

“Happy B-day DDX!”

“Happy Bday D!”

“Happy Birthday fellow shoe lover! Hope it's an especially good one.”

“Happy big b-day to the DX. Remember your 30-jackets rule!”

“Anyone need a Marmot Precip anorak :D

Thanks for the well wishes everyone.”

“Congrats and many jackets to ya, you who are the Imelda Marcos of jackets.”

“Happy Birthday From Your Mentor!












”

“happy burpday! :-)”

“Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!!!

LOL@BM's picture!”

“Hope you had a great day! This is a funny thread!”

“Happy Birthday DX, what new fashion attire and you getting today”

“Happy B'Day”

“My bag is never coming. I so sad. (long, long face.)”

“But... you did look awfully cute in your Golite parka! I think you used up all your UPS/Fedex mojo on that package.”

“(sigh) I guess...”

“I'll be sure to take an action shot of me with my manpurse for you Pix. That color was sooooo you too.”

“I know. (sulking.)”

“Happy Birthday, DDX!”

“Stop sulking and check your e-mail ;)”

“Thanks bit!

[inser dueling banjo music here] :D”

“Dang! His Birthday isn't over YET? ;-)”

“I'm milking it for all that it's worth. So far for my Bday I've gotten an 11oz can of Mandarin Oranges in Light Syrup.”

“happy birthday, baby!!!!

and i still never got the pepsi can stoves : (”

“I haven't mailed them off yet! In fact... it's sitting on the chair with my Brother's Christmas present... lol.”

“So far for my Bday I've gotten an 11oz can of Mandarin Oranges in Light Syrup.”
DeoreDX
12:14:18 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the GOOD ones! ;-)”

“I love those mandarin oranges. Yummy.”

“oranges! you got gypped!”

“Remember getting fruit in your stocking at Christmas? I used to think Santa was trying to punish me. LOL!”

“Dang pixie! Just how old are you? ;-)
Coal was a big part of mine.”

“Pixie is what... what did that guy say? 23?”

“All I know is pixie is to young for poor ol' me, unless she wants a sugar daddy. ;-)”

“I thought Pixie was 16.”

“Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes
Hippo Birdie Deer DDX!!!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes

(a la Sandra Boynton)

Hope it's "Da Bomb" and my you have many
platforms and Jackets in your man-purse today! ;-)”

“Does one have to live in a metro area to be a metro-sexual?

Happy B-day DDX. I hope you make it to Sipsey this weekend.”

“What?? You mean he's backing out???
That slacker!!!”

“Something about some stupid "birthday party" or some such. The nerve.”

“Yeah, he's worried you guys are gonna give him some serious sheet.

Um, yeah, I'm..aaahh...errr...23. Yeah.”

“What?!?!!?! You're 12?”