Wisconsin Man Accused Of Cattle Fornicat ion

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Wisconsin Man Accused Of Cattle Fornication

A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville........



Dang yankee, everone knows sheep are better than cows. ;-)”

“They were calves, at least he didn't have to stump break any of them.”

“She was a level headed heifer
In a field that stretched out far
I was just a farmer
On my way down to the bar”

“I've been to Wisconsin. The women around there tended to wear these big coats but they looked as nice as most other places.

We got any TT women regulars in Wisconsin?”

“Wisconsin isn't Yankee Land, more like Southernly Challenged Rebels.”

“BM, BM, BM........
If you live above I-10, you are a yankee. ;-)”

“We considered the Mason Dixon line and Ohio as Our Southern/Western Borders.”

“I thought we were going to get some big expose' on exactly why Nimblefoot chose now to take his thru-hike...”

“I'm here to try the sheep if Stovie will share!”

“Hmmm, no sheep down there, just armadilloes.”

“They might be better; I've heard they're horny.”

“Hey Nimblefoot!
You know why farmers wear those big plastic boots don't ya?
The sheeps hind feet go in the tops of the boots to keep them in place. ;-)”

“One thing we know for sure, if One Inch Wang can't handle a woman he can't possibly have much to offer cattle or sheep.”

“Sounds like we've got ourselves an expert here.”

“..maybe an armadilloe”

“I am partial to camels. I dig their toes.”

“Hey Nimblefoot, check your email again...and no, it's not dirty pictures of armadilloes.”

“Getting their back hooves in the boots is just partof the deal. After that you sort of wheel barrow them up to a cliff edge and they repeatedly back right up to ya.”

“This thread is udderly amazing.”

“I knew a guy who had sex with ponies. He was not shy about talking about it, either. He even wrote to me in the military and told me he was getting help for his "addiction". Thank God I knew then that I didn't like horsemen...mighta caught hoofitis or something and would have had to explain that to my parents...and today, guess where he works? A horse feed store near where my Dad lives.”

“A correlation has been made, scientifically, between hunting/eating armadillo and leprosy.

DO NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH ARMADILLO'S!!!!!”

“Well, yah, leprosy is endemic to armadilloes.

I amazed my doctor with that little bit of trivia.”

“Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?

Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.”

“Yes, but the evidence for armadillo to human transfer is very weak”

“Cows? Horses? Men?

LOL! You haven't been to Winneshiek County, have you? A man reportely "peed" on a cow (but that's the polite version, I heard).. and then there was the guy doing the hitch team... oh yeah, and a former co-worker who saw a guy on her FFA tour doing a sheep!

So... phhhht!!! Much ado about nothing....

;-)”

“I was gonna say something, but thought better of it.
LOL”

“It's cold in Wisconsin.

Sometimes you just want to slip into a nice warm Jersey.
last edited: 2/28/05 3:33:03 PM”

“Eddie Gean, Jeffery Dahmer, and now calf molesters. Everything happens in Wisconsin.”

“Hey, didn't I see a calf give a BJ in that Cowboy Way movie...?

The little Harlots have it coming I tell ya....askin' fer it...yeah, the way they parade around NAKED and all, so Young and invitin' like...what'sa real man with real needs supposed ta think anyhow....why they wuz askin fer it sures I'm ....uh....never mind.....”

“Ever since I saw this thread title, I've had the Red Hot Chili Peppers "Californication" stuck in my head.”

“thats, uh,


wisconsincalfication

wouldn't it be???”

“Happy cows produce better milk. Therefore, better cheese!”

“I had a calfie follow me on a backpacking trip. She said, "Moooooooooooooooo, hahahahha, where is the pirate named Stovestomper??"

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