Resignation letter

“The next sound you hear MarkO will be Mapes saying "Put up your ducks!"

You inna heapa trouble!”

“yo buddy, whenever i get "let go" (which hasn't happened near as often as it should have) i use the "f*** you, f*** you, you're cool" on the way out. makes for a final day everyone will remember!”

“your all to funny for your own britches!(or how ever you sp it)”

“I think Maple just called you a britch.”

“She's been hitting the sauce again.”

“She's mean as hell when she gets like that.”

“oh bugger off!”

“Either she's about to pass out or she's losing her touch, I can't tell which. Bugger off is pretty lame for Pottymouth.”