Coach licks player's wounds

“Literally

I was gonna put this on the "Educator of the year!" thread, but this deserves its own thread.”

“That's nothing!”

“Did he hump his leg afterward?


And, can he lick his own balls?
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“required him to take a "bloodborne pathogens" course.

what is that?”

“Um, probably a class in all the nasties you can pick up by ingesting blood.”

“Jeeze - it's not like he sucked on an oozing, puss-filled sore or anything. What an overreaction.”

“You might not say that if either the coach or the athlete tested positive for AIDS”

“vampire discrimination!”

“MMMMM!

Puss oozing, blood filled, rotting infected skin!”

“Blood Bourne Pathogens:

If it's wet and it's not yours, don't touch it.”

“LOL”

“Guess you're REALLY a father--now! lolol”

“Sounds like Violin's upset about being scooped yet again! LOL!”

“geez, puts a new twist on

"go in the cornor and lick your wounds"”

“Pathogenic microorganisms that are present in human blood and can cause disease in humans. Route may be through ingestion, sex, wound puncture, etc. These pathogens include, but are not limited to, hepatitis B virus (HBV) and human immunodeficiency virus (HIV).

Other examples include microorganisms that cause hepatitis C, Malaria, Syphilis, Babesiosis, Brucellosis, Leptospirosis, Arboviral infections, Relapsing fever, Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease, Human T-lymphotrophic Virus Type 1, and Viral Hemorrhagic Fever (VHF).

VHF's are quite exciting.
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“It's a weird story for sure.. heard it this morning on the radio. .”

“Dern blood sucking liberals!”