Optimus Prime dies

“This is probably without a doubt one of the wackiest things I've ever read.

Optimus Prime dies of prostate cancer”

“OH MY GOD! That is the funniest things I have ever seen.

What was the name of the villian transformer that turned into a gun?”

“I dunno, I was never into transformers. But I knew some of you who were would like this.”

“Megatron”

“Nice bio on old Optimus

http://www.hasbro.com/transformers/energon/pl/PAGE.bios/CARD.OPTIMUS%20PRIME/dn/default.cfm”

“Funny, they don't mention his untimely death in that bio...”

“Maybe they're in denial like people are with Elvis.”

“They better spell his name right on the tombstone then.”

“Thanks HPM! I just found it on the site I posted. I used to love this cartoom.”

“Cool website. I was a Transformer junkie back in the day.”

““A prostate specific antigen blood test and a two second look at your tailpipe can save your life,”

That's more than meets the brown eye!!”

“Ha Ha! Good one you freak!”

“Wouldn't that have been an oil test for ol' OP?”

“Jeez guys have a little respect for the deceased. Animals.”

“I have a lot of respect for deceased animals; they're tasty!”

“Me too!

Can I get a filet please?”

“No, you're a bunch of animals. This is the leader of the Autobots. Saviors of humanity.”

“At least Optimus died with his nuts intact.”

“Man, any kid of the 80s knows the real Optimus was gunned down in his prime by Megatron, paving the way for the rise of Rodimus Prime. It was strictly coincidence that the fall of Optimus was at the same time the new version of Transformers like Rodimus were released.”

“If I remember correctly, didn't the Transformers movie where Optimus dies take place in 2005? Coincidence?

And the reason I remember any of that sh*t is because I was a Transformers junky when I was a kid. What do you expect I was right in the target age when they came out.
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“'zac - You remember correctly.

sincerely,
a child stuck in an adult's body.”

“Michael Bay to direct live-action Transformers movie

I guess a lot of them are gonna blow up real good.”

“I saw this earlier. Yikes.”

“the original story came from a Seth Green animated short called "robot chicken" comes on sunday 11:30pm between family guy. it was friggin hilarious”