Liberal Eats Kittens

“and uses puppies as shark bait. film at eleven”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“ya know, this isnt too far off of the tone of some of the political threads lately (or not so lately)”

“Yes but there is absolutely NO conservative bashing going though. LOL!”

“That's because you alleged conservatives (how can you claim to be conservative when you're running up the national debt that Clinton had paid off?? Huh??) are doing such a great job of discrediting yourselves. You lump everything from the moderate right to the extreme left as liberal, which frankly amuses moderates.

To read what you guys write, you'd think you lost the election.

Nice parody, CB, but they don't get it. Nigal probably thinks that photo is true.”

“Narrowly defining conservatism and demonizing everything outside that scope is an effective way of pretending there are two sides to a sixty-sided argument.”

“What has been going on here the past several weeks is beyond any conceivable logical argument. Liberal commits road rage, liberal robs bank, liberal rapes mother, liberal covets neighbor's manservant ... it just goes on and on and on.

Nope, no conservative every committed any crime.

Nope, no Republican president engaged in a criminal conspiracy to cover up felony crime.

Nope, no Republican president ever invaded a sovereign nation under false pretenses.

Liberals are to blame for everything wrong, and that includes everybody to the left of the John Birch Society and the Montana militia.

It's as though they're pi$$ed off because they won the election and don't have anybody to kick around.”

“Geezus, is it like, liberal pms day or what? LOL!”

“No, it's center PMS day, but you wouldn't understand that.”

“Alright alright! I’ll leave ya all alone already. I wouldn’t want Gramps having an aneurysm at my expense. :P
last edited: 3/11/05 9:10:31 AM”

“Amorism?

from the Latin root amore?

Geo, are you going to a love-fest at Nigal's expense?”

“awww man, now Nigal is into name calling. calling Geo Gramps, calls MarkO a hippie..watch it Nigal according to some only liberals call people names ;-)”

“Nigal, Bush has had a string of events go great. The Iraq elections, the puppet leaders from Syria going down, Europe making nice, ect.
The libs just can't stand things going well. That's why their panties are in a wad. It might just make them THINK about their 'Blame America and Bush First' ideas.”

“What the hell are you talking about Phaed?”

“Please define who these nefarious "libs" are.”

““awww man, now Nigal is into name calling. calling Geo Gramps, calls MarkO a hippie..watch it Nigal according to some only liberals call people names ;-)”

Stove Stomper lives by a much higher code than I do. I pride myself on my abilities at name calling and endulge frequently…



































…phuckhead. LOL!”

““What the hell are you talking about Phaed?”
Nigal
7:11:05 AM
3/11/05

If I have to explain it, it loses its funny.”

““Amorism?

from the Latin root amore?

Geo, are you going to a love-fest at Nigal's expense?"

Learn to read man! Sheesh!”

“The bait and switch of the edit feature sure makes for a whole ton of hilarity around here.”

“It's prolly just me, but I think if we had enough humility to entertain the possibility that we could be wrong - that we might be able to deal with disagreement without bashing or condescending. I know it's hard sometimes when other people seem so nescient (to use one of Bill Buckely's favorite words), but hopefully we can be passionate about what we believe without getting too disparaging of each other.

It's one thing to call Ted Kennedy a boozing liberal who drowned his mistress, or Bush a coke fried Preppy chicken hawk, and another to disparage each other in those kinds of terms.

Geez I'm serious today... Oh well, I'll try to be flippant and obnoxious on my next Fuego.”

“Ambrose Bierce:
Conservative: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.”

“"Stove Stomper lives by a much higher code than I do"



in his dreams. He is as bad as anyone else but he doesn't realize it. I am not the only person who has noticed it.”

“Dave Barry:
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club.”

“G. K. Chesterton:
The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected.”

“P. J. O'Rourke:
The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it.”

“Mort Sahl:
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.”

“Wendy Kaminer:
A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.”

““The bait and switch of the edit feature sure makes for a whole ton of hilarity around here.”

It's the greatest thing to happen to TT sense the log-on account! :)”

“It's prolly just me, but I think if we had enough humility to entertain the possibility that we could be wrong - that we might be able to deal with disagreement without bashing or condescending. I know it's hard sometimes when other people seem so nescient (to use one of Bill Buckely's favorite words), but hopefully we can be passionate about what we believe without getting too disparaging of each other. - pedx

Dream On, pedx. This is what I get the most hate from.”

“DO I need to shut you people up?”

“Nobody likes a voice of reason on the political forms Pedxing. Please hand in your log-on password at the door. :)”

“~sigh~
Ok I'll tell you guys one more time. It goes like this.

Fuzzy headed bed wetting liberal- anyone to the left of me.
Goosestepping baby killer conservative- anyone to the right of me.

Got it?”

“Well that settles it then. Matt, take away the Fuego icon. We worked it all out thanks to HPM.”

“Those are great, Ped! I love Dave Barry's, especially.

Ewker, he knows it well enough. He lives to bait us, that's all...”

“What I especially like is the way SS posts about a hundred threads bashing liberals for every ill that ever was, he talks about liberals bashing him.

Dolt! If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen! (Harry Truman, another liberal)”

“"turn the other cheek"

Jesus - another liberal”

“Somebody needs to dial Geobeet in here. SS posts in the manner he does to reflect the attitudes and manners of people like Violin. He is nothing but a paradox of those who bash him. It’s a shtick.”

“And he should bend over like an obedient puppet and take the schtick up his ass!”

“. He is nothing but a paradox of those who bash him.
Nigal
8:12:18 AM
3/11/05

I'm pretty sure you're right.”

“Nigal, you can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to SS.”

““Nigal, you can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to SS.”

No I see SS perfectly clear. He posts something, you piss your pants and he laughs at you. He wins every time. Perfectly clear. :P”

“So, it's agreed. Stovie is a vindictive muthaf_cka that lives to antagonize people on an internet forum. The issues mean very little. Just hatred motivating him for cheap thrills. Am I correct?”

“lol...boy do you have that wrong. Try reverseing your statement.”

“Hatred is a pretty strong word. Like I said, he’s merely doing what he sees the ones on the extreme left doing here. No one seems to get it though.”

“What else would motivate someone to be that passionate and obsessive about non-issues, Nigal?”

“Ha Ha!”

“I rest my case!”

““What else would motivate someone to be that passionate and obsessive about non-issues, Nigal?”


Violin? Do I gotta draw ya'll a picture?”