Name My Sheep

“I don't know what's in his pants but I bet it'd cripple my sister.”

“When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said.

bet he got the idea from the scene in the grinch when he gets busted stealing the tree.”

“There was this well to do gentleman in a small town who was arrested for committing an indescretion with a goat. There were two attorney in the town. The first was an expert at getting you off on a technicality, the other was an expert at picking juries.

The Man chose the latter.
After three days of court he is starting to panic. He whispers this to his attorney who calms him and tells him to say just what they rehearsed.
The man get on the stand and is being examined by his attorney. His attorney asked him to explain, in his own words, what happened.
"Well I was working in the barnyard when I felt the call of nature. As you know I am on a medication for a bladder infection and I cannot really hold the feeling to make water. Not wanting to expose myself to the people on the road I knelt down in the barnyard to do my thing. Then all of a sudden this GOAT backs up to me....."
At this point one juror turns to another and says,"A good goat 'll do that you know."”

“Looking for a name for you sheep? Does your sheep follow their leader blindly, with no original thought or reasoning? Like, well, like a sheep?

Here's some good names:

Sarge Jr.
StoveStomper Jr.
Nigal Jr.
bacpac Jr.

And I believe they all have sheep experience, if you get my drift. LOL
LOL
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“Doctor Laura....I swear if life were the play "The Diary of Anne Frank" and you were Anne...when the Germans came in looking for you the AUDIENCE would stand up and yell..."SHE'S in the attic."”

“Ooooh, a stinging rebuke, lifted from a line George Burns used decades ago. How witty and original! There are things the world needs more of - love, peace, masturbating monkeys. One thing certainly not in that list is another post from you, silly bastard!”

“mention that when you talk to your daughter....oh wait I forgot she doesn't talk to you anymore....LOL”

“How do you violate a "facility"?”

“I am thinking that outfit at the top would come pretty close (LOL)”

“APEX, North Carolina (AP) -- About 30 sheep being kept at a suburban home were euthanized Tuesday after some were found to have serious health problems, authorities said.

David Watts, who faces animal cruelty charges, kept about 80 of the animals in his crumbling house in Apex, a Raleigh suburb, police said.

"He lives upstairs and the sheep were living downstairs," police Sgt. Robert Towell said. "He considered them pets."

Watts even walked some of the sheep around the neighborhood on a leash.

Lambs were apparently kept inside, while grown sheep were kept outside in debris-filled pens, said Dr. Kelli Ferris, a veterinarian who examined the sheep. Workers found sheep eating plastic bags and artificial flowers from a nearby cemetery. Sheep skulls and carcasses were found in compost piles, she said.

"We're always saddened when we see animals kept in this kind of state," Ferris said. "It could have been prevented."

About 30 sheep were euthanized because of poor health, said Michael Williams, director of the Wake County Animal Care, Control and Adoption Center.

Some had severe hoof rot, paralyzed limbs and prolapsed uteruses, in which a ewe's reproductive organs hang outside the body after it has given birth, Williams said.

Watts has cooperated with investigators, said Police Chief Jack Lewis.

"A lot of times well-intentioned people get in over their head," Lewis said.

The Associated Press could not locate contact information for Watts.

Neighbors have long complained about the sheep.

"All I want is to be able to sit on my front porch and not smell sheep poop," said Angie Fowler, who lives across the street.

Mayor Keith Weatherly said the town council considered a proposal last year that would bar residents from keeping livestock, but it was never passed.

As many as 30 healthy sheep could be available for adoption, officials said.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/27/sheep.house.ap/index.html”

“It's a poodle! Honest!

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46730&in_page_id=34”

“"Woolite"?

For actual poodles.... "Tony".”

“Any updates on this?”

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          I don't watch TV on my computer ------ < raspberry >

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“http://www.ibexwear.com/shop/Products.php?Cat=1070&SubCat=23&Gender=Mens

Rooty?   Qu-T?   Echo?   Ringer?

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“$95 for a T-shirt? Give me a break.”

“For that price you better be able to smoke them.”

“How bout Shekki?

Shekki sheep”

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                                         Buzz

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“That's one faggy lookin sheep!”

“Dolly,



the inflatable sheep”

“Dan!

Dan..... 'Merino'!   Get it??   Huh?   Huh?”

“BAA da bing!”

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          There'll  Never  Be  Another  Ewe....

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