Name My New Cat

“This is what she looks like. Have at it...

”

“Pu$$y Galore”

“Q-Tip”

“How gay.



Not that there's anything wrong with that.



OK, seriously...how about snowball”

“Honeysnack?”

“Of course my favorite name got shot down yet again. I want to name it spot so when I go outside I can yell, "Come Spot!" at the top of my lungs. The neighbors think I'm wierd enough.”

“I would have said snowball -or-

cocaine
snowflake
kitty cat
stupid head
blizzard
George Bush”

“I tried to name a dog dammit one time. It got shot down too.”

“Violin?”

“So pretty.

How about spike?”

“look at that face. what an attitude.

Miss priss!”

“she looks like a Spike! or maybe a Killer.”

“aww man, dhutch beat me to it! she does have a pretty face.

lol @ nigal!”

“Claw-dette”

“Goodness gracious, you're gonna have a lot of white hair around your house!

What's her attitude like?”

“Stains.


"come stains!"”

“The heck with the name, what the crap are you doing owning a cat?”

“Diva”

“fuzziebutt”

“achoo”

“Dayhiker, a friend of mine DOES have a dog named damnit.

True Story”

“A$$hole”

“By the expression on her face she knows how obviously inferior you are to her.

So....

Zsa Zsa

Careful, she might slap you down.”

“I like killer”

“I love cats. Ain’t nothing unmanly about that is there? I got go…I’m going skeet shooting with the brothers at the lodge…yeah, that’s it.

Smiley, I don’t know her attitude yet because she’s still at the pound waiting for her vaccinations so I can bring her home.

I thought about Precious. Let’s face it, she is precious. Plus I can run around the house doing my Golum impressions, “My Precious! Where’s my Precious? Someone stole my Precious! Tricksy hobbites!”.”

“Republicat
Catservative
Kitty Koulter
McCatty
Bush Pus$y”

“I had a buddy who had a flathaird retriever named deeohgee. say the name slowly.”

“Cotton ball”

“honey and precious?

dude your getting a little light in your loafers.
you need a trip to hooters!”

“I thought about Precious. Let’s face it, she is precious. Plus I can run around the house doing my Golum impressions, “My Precious! Where’s my Precious? Someone stole my Precious! Tricksy hobbites!”.”
Nigal
10:40:59 AM
3/11/05
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Don't lie Nigal. You plan on trapping women in a well in the basement, so you can make a woman suite for yourself.”

“Beautiful kitty..name her Princess. :)”

“"Kitty Koulter"

Now we're gettin' somewhere! She'd probably never shut the phuck up though. LOL!”

“Kitty Koulter! Yeah, that's a hoot, Phaeddy. Good one! Nigal's probably right, though. Probably will be the b!tchiest cat you ever ran into!
last edited: 3/11/05 10:01:26 AM”

“from the other thread...

there is only one choice. can anyone name something with long hair that is whiter than belinda carlisle?

ok then. court adjourned.

belinda carlisle, it is.”

“Is that the one you Photoshopped into Howard Dean's hand?”

“We need to put out an APB . .maybe and Amber alert.


Nigal's wanker has gone missing.



he is getting a nice furry . . .cat . . .to replace it though.”

“Pearl - as in your "Pearl in the Septic Tank" Comments about backpacker.”

“How about something astronomical like "Gemini" or "Nebula"?

With all that hair it looks like an exploding star.”

“lee - I think an intervention is in order.”

“I like beautiful things. Should I get a more ugly cat to retain my manhood? LOL!

Personally I think Mr. Bigglsworth is a great name.”

“I don't think it's a pretty versus ugly cat discussion. I think it's more of a cat is a cat is a cat.”

“You should call it "Dick" . . .


cause its obviously a replacement for yours.”

“No, because Dick woul;d drop over from a heartattack within four years.”

“Ah Pu$$y Galore was my first choice too..the old James Bond classic.

How about just the cat

That way people will say "whats the cat's name"

and then you say, "the cat"

and they say, "yeah, the cat"

Then just stare at them blankly until they ask again”

“hmmm, so cats are supposed to be for girls? let's go with that!

that's funny, IJ...that used to be like my dad's favorite thing to do when i asked who a song was by...

"who's this?"
"Who."
"yeah...who is it?"
"WHO!"
"Ahhhhhh!"

as in the band, the Who, get it...”

“"belinda carlisle, it is."

Does this cat have a big @ss?


How about Wheezie??

Dang cats make me wheeze.”

“Actually I like precious! I second that name.”

“Lyra --

Come on . . .he shoud have been able to work the Guess Who and Yes into that pun line.”

“Name the cat "Nigal".


Why???


Because its a big, white fluffy, pus$$y just like you!!!!!”