HELP divorcing how do I meet new people.

“Poor ENS. Now he'll think there's some hottie looking to email him.”

“Girls hit on BM? I can't get gals to hit on me. Now I'm thoroughly depressed that BM gets more action then I do. I should just fling myself into a deep crevasse right now.”

“Sorry bear, I can't possibly be interested in someone who kills mice for a living. And we both know we don't share the same sense of humor at all. No offense.”

“DDX, ya live in freakin' Opelika for Pete's sake. Move to da big city, you'll get some action.”

“pitty the poor mices.”

“huh BM? what you going on about.”
y2
3:05:10 PM
3/11/05

Trying to get a date with pixie.”

“DX, if you didn't have more shoes and jackets than women do you might get some dates. These women know they can't compete with a guy who collects shoes ;)”

“Quit your complainin' Smoochy. I have it on good authority that I live a much more pathetic existence than you do. : p”

“Well at least you got a response BM, I proposed and got nothing. ;op”

“"Girls hit on BM? I can't get gals to hit on me. Now I'm thoroughly depressed that BM gets more action then I do. I should just fling myself into a deep crevasse right now.”
DeoreDX
3:08:04 PM
3/11/05


Well, ya know... guys aren't the only ones who get beer goggles... LOL”

“ouch!”

“Thank God for Beer.”

“** GRIN **
Actually, that comment was meant for BM... but could work for both. LOL”

“Sorry y2. Didn't you just get done telling us you have a girlfriend?”

“like the old song by Mickey Gilley "All the Girls Get Prettier At Closing Time"

God the stories I could tell there...shuddering even thinking about some of them”

“Ya wanna hear about a real miracle? My wife doesn't drink, and she married me anyway.”

“well yeah... maybe :o)”

“Sorry bear, I can't possibly be interested in someone who kills mice for a living. And we both know we don't share the same sense of humor at all. No offense.”pixie
3:08:17 PM
3/11/05

LOL! Do you feel better at all now?


DDX - Maybe you should stop wearing that hat? Or I got an idea, when a girl looks at you try not to avert your eyes. Girls don't dig nutless guys.

Oh, and yes, living in a city helps and goggles are unisex.

;)
last edited: 3/11/05 2:29:40 PM”

“pixie, maybe you'd be better at the bar scene if you learned to loosened up a bit.

i've heard about some chick named trudy that lives near you. she knows how to party!

maybe you should look her up.she could prolly teach you a thing or two”

“Ooooh... the eye thing is good advice. let me write that down and put it on a post it note in my manpurse...”

“NO, dammit! Write it on a condom wrapper and stick it in you jeans. Sheesh!
last edited: 3/11/05 2:33:08 PM”

“Taking dating advice out of your manpurse will pretty much kill the deal too, DDX...”

“LOL!!!
DDX-- right after you go shoe shopping?!”

“Bearmagnet's guide to picking up women - one for the bestseller's list huh? ........... hmmmmmmmmm ;op”

“you don't need a man-purse, you need a messenger bag...”

“Why do all these women pop out of nowhere AFTER I finally get a girlfriend. Pffft.”

“You don't show them your shoe collection or talk about it, do you?”

“Taking dating advice out of TT will pretty much kill the deal too. LOL”

“Hot chick 1: Hey check out that guy coming in the door.
Hot chick 2: Hey' he's cute. What's that on his shoulder?
Hot chick 1: Looks sorta like a purse.
Hot chick 2: And his shoes, check those out...

pause
Hot chick 1 and Hot chick 2, simultaneously: Gay.”

“lol@bit”

“"Dating"? Are we talking about dating? I thought we were talking about hooking up?”

“Ok, just caught this:

My wife is bringing home another girl?

Let the games begin!!!!”

“Remember, this is Alabama we're talking about...”

“I think it applies to most places, bit.”

“there are hot chicks in alabama?

i'm skeptical”

“There are a few...”

“do they have teeth?

j/k”

“A few...


Don't knock toothless until you've tried it...”

“Toothless with fake boobs might be interesting.”

“I have a feeling BM has already been there, done that.”

“no comment dicey”

“its really good if the girl your dating has false teeth. She can pop those suckers out and leave no teeth marks”

“i heard somewhere that the first thing they do to fresh meat in prison is knock the guys front teeth out.
then the poor guy can't even bite whatever they put in his mouth.
last edited: 3/11/05 3:05:50 PM”

“Here's the shirt DDX needs to add to his man bag and his FABULOUS shoes...

REI says the color is "RED".... :-)

”

“Dicentra-

she shoots, she scores!!!!!!!!”

“You guys do NOT want to know what shirt I'm wearing today :D

Think... dogs playing poker...”

“Nope. I mean as far as I know I haven't”

“I guess I'm the only one who appreciates DDX's man-purse and his shoe collection. Could that be because I have more shoes than him and have the same bag? LOL!”