'Cause I'm the Taxman...

“thats my theme song...”

“A "pay as you go" tax on toilet paper? Yikes.”

“Please deposit fifteen cents for your next ten squares.”

“Some years ago NJ extended sales tax to TP and other necessities. They repealed it, but not before having more than one envelope containing used toilet paper mailed to the State House.”

“Richard Hatch of Survivor fame has been nailed: 51 months in the slammer because of his tax fraud case. At least he won't mind when his bunkmate tells him to bend over.

http://robots.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/16/survivor.taxes.ap/index.html”

“Hey tech...think he will be running around naked in prison?”

“Was that Hatch with the 19th hole running from inmates”

“His favorite pick up line, " Would you like to push in my stool?"”

“His wise guy act didn't wash with the judge, who threw the book at him.”

“Yup, he probably would have gotten less time except the judge told him he lied the whole time.”

“Don't you feel great when somebody spends time that you PAY for.We'll probably pay to remove the skin cancer from his wang.”