Good One for the Ladies

“Once upon a time,

in a land far away,

a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess

happened upon a frog as she sat,

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.



The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

One kiss from you, however,

and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

and then, my sweet, we can marry

and set up housekeeping in your castle

with my mother,

where you can prepare my meals,

clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever

feel grateful and happy doing so.



That night,

as the princess dined sumptuously

on lightly sautéed frog legs

seasoned in a white wine

and onion cream sauce,

she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't f***ing think so.”

“RUBY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you really eat my legs????????

there not duable.”

“LMAO! Nice!!
hey fridge!! How've you been? Hope to meet your wife on the RRG trip”

“Gem I have been a good boy. Working.

Headed to West Virginia, North Fork trip with many.

Come on and sign up. You are the party.”

“Gemini won't go.

She don't like to travel far.”

“yea, I got to meet her at RRG and she can move well. HE HE HE

For her age that is. ( Hikeing )”

“MarkO said WHAT?? I don't like to travel far?? okkaaayyy!! Mark it's been a while since we hiked huh? last time was the WV snow trip without coffee and campfire. lmao.

i got to check out that trip and what else is doable that weekend. hahahahaha.

fridge! for my age huh? it's on now!!

okay...running to check out that trip.”

“GO GIRL>>>>>>>>> show those YANKS what a south carolina gal is all about.








I feel sorry for you young boys iffin she shows up, and you thought DAISEY DUKE (dukes of hazzard was tuff)
BRING IT ON!”

“Hey GEM ? if you did want to trip the NOrth Fork MT, You can meet me here in VA and I bring ya, cause the others won't be able to hike ifinn they bring ya.”

“huh? what did you just say??

Damn hillbilli. I can't understand one word you are saying. Worse then my german. LOL”