Woman sees Virgin Mary on roasting pan

“Woman Sees Virgin Mary On Roasting Pan
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Susan McGuinness, of Dorchester, said the burnt label on her roasting pan looks like the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus.

She spotted the metal "miracle" just before she put the pan in the dishwasher on Sunday.

McGuiness said she won't wash the pan -- or cook with it -- ever again.

"People are calling asking me to pray. Someone called me asking me to pick up a roasting pan. People are telling me they'll never do their dishes again," McGuinness said.

McGuinness said she will probably sell the pan on eBay.

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“McGuinness said she will probably sell the pan on eBay.

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Geobeet
12:14:37 PM

That's a person with deep religious beliefs!

Right...”

“hey I saw Elvis in my potatoes last niight.
nothing wrong it!”

“Elvis is Everywhere!!!”

“I hasve a nalgene bottle with an image of the Virgin Mary on it, anyone got the number of that Casino?”

“Some years back they reported seeing Jesus on the side of a barn in Texas. Turned out it was an old Willie Nelson poster that had been painted over.”

“is not true




is it?
last edited: 3/18/05 11:35:54 AM”

“not is not true



double negative?”

“i see jesus all the time. I think he lives around the corner. so??

and I think if I look really, really close, I can see virgin mary in my face. Got to look really, really close though. Helps if you have a couple of drinks too”

“lol @ maple. Next camping trip I go one with him, he better perform the water into wine trick.”

“He doesn't do wine anymore. He does some boff Bloody Mary's though.”

“Oh, good lord! What a lousy picture! You had to pick that one?”

“Ooops, another outbreak of falling turkeys, I fear.”

“LOL came from the AD trip for your birthday.
your daughter has it on her webpage.

LOLOL”

“Why, pray tell, did she put that one there?”

“...was she using extra virgin (Mary) olive oil on the roasting pan?”

“Here's what I gather from the story and a bad photo on the website:

She neglected to remove the sticker label that comes on roasting pans -- the ones we all generally remove.

She cooked with the pan.

The heat in the oven burned the label she didn't removed\.

The burnt label looks like something to her. (It looks like a burnt label to me).”

“So, this nitwit is a lousy cook and she will reap some nice financial windfall from this (e bay), correct?”

“Looks like Audrey, the "Mean Green Mother from Outer Space" from 'Little Shop of Horrors.'”

“Depends how much a nitwit is willing to pay for a roasting pan with a burnt label.”

“True enough!”

“I just thought, ... I should check my grungy old broiling pan. No telling who's on the bill. Maybe George Burns and Gracie Allen. Now that would be a miracle!”

“Holy Cow! Look what I just found on my computer! I think I'll sell it on Ebay!!

”

“LMAO”

“Oh come on Bowlder, that's not the Virgin Mary. Any fool can see that's Demi Moore with Ashton Kucher's baby.”

“Wonder if she'll appear nude and pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair again.”

“hahahaha!!! could be the virgin mary, but..I think the skirt is too short. Old slut!

okay...I am going to hell now.”

“Here's a pic I found. Now, let's see...

Who's head is she standing on?

What's on her head?

What's she holding? Is that really a baby?

And where is she standing? Is she on the half-shell or standing at the center of a giant vagina?


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Thanks, Bit!
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“I saw the Virgin Mary on a Christmas stamp.”

“You can still fix it if you hurry, treebeard.

<img src="http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd1666/virgin-mary-40.4.jpg" width="450">

Quick, paste that in.”

“Yer welcome!”

“More importantly, why is she standing on that child?”

“Elvis is Everywhere!!!”
Treebeard
12:20:02 PM
3/18/05


Wow. That hit a deep memory. I remember the song from the 80's but can't think of the musician............”

“That bitpusher sure can push bits!”

“Mojo Nixon!”

“What are all those brown things on the bottom of the picture? Looks like something that came out of violin's pack.”

“LMFAO!!!!! Damn Tree, I don't think I've heard that song since then and you bring it all back.

Now I'm thinking of Captain Sensible for some reason.”

“I guess the market for Virgin Mary items is drying up on eBay. Nobody has bid on this Virgin Mary And Baby Jesus Portrait Appears In A Pistachio Shell yet.
last edited: 3/18/05 1:37:44 PM”

“...but I already have a dozen bids on my jpg file!”

“I think I am going to play it on my show tomorrow, Bear!”

“Why do they always see Mary? Shouldn't they see Jesus seeings hopw he's the imnportant one who forgives sins and all? I never understood the preoccupation with Cathoilcs and Mary. Even after I went and saw the movie "Something About Mary" I still don't get it.”

“Why do they always see Mary?
Nigal
9:30:13 AM


Nigal's right. I mean, if someone saw Calvin and Hobbes or something like that, I'd be impressed! But, as usual, another picture of Mary! How boring...”

“I think Mary's been seen more times than Waldo...”

“I've never seen Mary.


But I saw Elvis pumping gas on the turnpike last week.”

“Well, as I said earlier, they did see Jesus on a barn in Texas, but it turned out Jesus was Willie Nelson.”

“I saw Elvis behind the local Burger King last night scarfing down three bacon double cheeseburgers. I said, "Hey Man, I thought you was dead!"

He said, "I am"

I knew he was telling the truth, I could tell by the smell.”

“He was seen in somebody's bathroom on the Underground Railroad thread. He sure does get around for a dead guy.”

“Oh come on Bowlder, that's not the Virgin Mary. Any fool can see that's Demi Moore with Ashton Kucher's baby.”
Geobeet
12:58:22 PM
3/18/05
ignore this user


No. That's Demi Moore with Ashton Kucher. ;)”