The Right left behind

“Not gonna cut and paste this one. Way too many pictures.

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/news_that_the_r.html”

“Pass the Kool Aid, Billy Bob.”

“That's pretty funny, SH! I nominate Oryx! And I want pictures of him flying through a ceiling, too!”

“Yeah I wanna be there so I can scarf up on all that bling he leaves behind.”

“I don't suspect he would have more on his person besides some change, a picture of Bush, an Al Franken dart board and a few love letters from Stovestomper!”

“Yeah you're probably right. I need to go find Mr. 'T'”

“This thread is not ready for the Rapture yet.”

“Must have been alien abduction. Probably were attracted to all the sparkly things.”

“very funny indeed... interesting blog altogether.

thanks sol!”

“Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth.

The Post-Rapture Post”

“I lolve their God Hats FAQs page! I'm gonna save up for the delux message

http://postrapturepost.com/order.html”

“This FAQ especially fits. Of course you wouldn't want to risk leaving your post-rapture message in the hands of the saved.

How Do We Know that You Will Not Ascend To Heaven with Us?
The Bible says that only those that repent of their sins and accept Jesus as the True Son of God will be saved. We do neither. Some of our personal sins include: drunkenness, heresy, sacrilige/blasphemy, gluttony, laciviousness, and sloth. There is no way we are going to disappear into Heaven any time soon.”