You pick this guy's middle name - on eBa y

“My pick is "Moron".

http://robots.cnn.com/2005/US/04/04/ebay.name.ap/index.html”

“One interesting thing about ebay is that I had no idea just how many idiots were out there.”

“I like "douchebag".”

“Damn, you stole mine.

OK, 2nd would be Slapdick”

“Is "#&%!$breath" acceptable?”

“Since he's going to use it often, might as well be really long...

Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

...even though the sound if it might be quite atrocious.”

“choadhuffer”

“Groganlicker.”

“Chancrespreader”

“Hurts-When-Pisses”

“Saideyeminsane.

Said I'm Insane

Saddam Hussein

All the same.
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“Is that how you spell 'kanker'?
Doesnt look as menacing the way you spelled it bit.”

“Yup.”

“chan·cre ( P ) Pronunciation Key (shngkr)
n.
1. A dull red, hard, insensitive lesion that is the first manifestation of syphilis.
2. An ulcer located at the initial point of entry of a pathogen.”

“Interesting that it lists the pronounciation starting with a "sh". Everyone I know starts it with a "k" sound.”

“can·ker ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kngkr)
n.
1. Ulceration of the mouth and lips.
2. An inflammation or infection of the ear and auditory canal, especially in dogs and cats.
3. A condition in horses similar to but more advanced than thrush.
4.
a. A localized diseased or necrotic area on a plant part, especially on a trunk, branch, or twig of a woody plant, usually caused by fungi or bacteria.
b. Any of several diseases of plants characterized by the presence of such lesions.
5. A source of spreading corruption or decay.”