Coming Out of the Closet: Gem and Ruby

“ewwwww....DDX....Hasselhoff huh? Pleaz...that's an insult!!

but you're funny. really, really funny.”

“Y'all know I was kidding before, right? LOL!”

“Nope! We don't know that!! we are terribly upset...and ignoring you on purpose.”

“Yeah! What she said!!!!!!





;)
just kidding”

“oh...#&%!$...I am late.. got to go...think of more later...

wow... and just that quick -- quicker than you can say "ENS and Scorchie" -- one of them is preggers!! ;-)”

“LOL...you are all FREAKS!! FREAKS!!”

“no preggers!!!!”

“I just want to be there to snap a picture when they say "You may kiss the bride" :D”

“: D”

“hey...you drew them?”

“na, you didn't. i just recognized some of them.
but yeah....they are freaks, like all of you.”

“I'm not a freak. You take that back Gem! Affenschwanz!”

“If your a freak and you know it clap your hands!!!

Naw, I didn't draw them, they came up on a google search for "Freaks" images. I believe most of them were used for the "Gorillaz" album art. FYI

beeb beeb”

“DURCHFALLGURGLER!!!

ACHTERBAHNINDERMITTESITZER!!!”

“I am going to start cursing in somali if you guys dont stop.
Maybe arabic, it's a little easier”

“Go ahead! Start...

Ha!!! I am waiting...
don't know how, do you?
hahahahaa
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“hehe, wait one, I need my Djiboutian Translater”

“Ebn el Metanaka”

“I am at work.... You will just have to wait...

they dont use english letters, so I have to just spell it like it sounds.

Somali is a pain.”

“#&%!$... I gotta go for now. Looks bad for me huh. Oh well. Mohamed is working on my Prado. I have a class to teach”

“really now? Grin. That's okay! No need to cuss in somali. LOL

I realized a while back that we in Germany don't have a lot of cuss words. I mean we do...but damn...they are not like here in America.

Yupp...we have the MF word, but I have never heard anyone use it! Strange!”

“mmm...literally, it means, "end of a mimic"... Ja, ich spreche Deutshe.”

“opps...”

“Gem, I was thinking that after we come off the trail, we find a shower and get cleaned up and go out on the town. Heather said she would drive in from San Diego to meet us. Think of the fun the three of us could have together!”

“So tell me Blind Willie, when did you lose your sight?









Hey......Gemmie”

“Well, okay, if we are insulting in German, here is one of my favorites: "Du hast nicht alle tassen im shrank!"”

“Ruby...sounds like lots of fun to me! heeheehee... Damn, I wish my sister could party with us. This could be the time of our lifes. I have so much fun...like interviewing people with flash lights... LMAO

Ruby, you don't mind right?? Not easily embarrassed?



Hey MarkO my man!
Good question!


ALright Oreda...where did you learn how to speak German?
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“Well, i'm pretty rusty, now, but i learned some as a very small child from my dad, and from some old German folks i knew. Then i got a German "penpal" in 3rd grade, and we still write. And then the 4 years of German in school. It's a great language to curse in! Und du...Sprechen Sie Deutshe, auch?”

“Aha, so it's not just "Ein Bier bitte"? LOL
Yupp...I speak German actually pretty well if I may say so myself.”

“Gem, I don't mind at all! Ask away! Even if you do embarrass me, I probably deserve it. lol”

“I have to warn you though. The last time Heather and I partied together, by the end of the night we were doing tequila body shots off each other!!!!”

“okaaaayyyyy...my dear friend...let's see...I drink tequila, but I felt slightly embarressed when I landed in your crotch...so I am not so sure about tequila body shots.

ROFLMAO.”

“LMAO!!!!”

“Ruby...let's talk about how many days on the trail/ when or if we do San Diego...how many high heels I have to bring, how short the skirt will have to be... and stuff like that via IM or email...

oh yeah...and what we'll do about crampons/snoeshoes...should we even worry about that stuff?”

“high heels on the trail
you go girl

gem & ruby
have a great great time and be safe!!”

“maple are you drunk?
lol...or just in a good mood??
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“hubba hubba.. something about knowing these two.. and the visual images they bring to mind with their words, it's best I just move along..

;)”

“Go to Del Coronado Island and Hotel. You'll never leave,never need crampons and only sun hat and casual wear and white sandals. White sand,picket fence,tables,and full service outside bar. I want to retire there. Oh yea and happy birthday Gemini.”

“high heels,,

short skirts.....


oooo la la!!!”

“well...we do WANNA hike ya know...
only the last day will be party day in san diego...at least I think so...

if ruby would get her behind up from wherever she is...I could get ready. LOL”

“I just emailed the San Diego Police Dept. to give them advance warning.”

“What, high heels and short skirts illegal?

Have a blast you two! Send us all postcards.”

“What's this? 2 old bits chumming it up on the left coast? Rather odd....I do declare...

But never-the-less.....go hike in Anza Borrego.....awesome place....and if you plan on hiking it in the summer....do it naked!

Oh don't worry....ain't nobody gonna wanna look at 2 old geritol token broads....he he”

“No Sass, they're not illegal, but those two will likely start a riot somehow.”

“remind me to kick stratusloop in the ass next time I see him again. ;) j/k

yeah...geo hit it on the head...we'll have fun...that's all I can and will say.

I can't barely stand it...that's how excited I am.”

“Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! If you go to the Hotel Del Coronado, bring me back some of their lotion! They have the best lotion!”

“lol... lotion? what lotion?”

“HEY RUBY!!!! I AM READY...ARE YOUUUUU??? WHERE ARE YOU???”

“GEM... SHE WAS CANOEING!!!! lol”