Scorch and I are going to have hiking ba bies

“okay i'm gonna go continue talking on the phone with my fiance (that sounds so weird).

bye”

“right. that was just a bonding night, as was the night on the Old Loggers Path.”

“Congrats ENS.”

“Well slap my ass and call me sally!!! Congrats you two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A TT wedding????”

“alot of people confuse me for being a Russian.”

“Get The F*** Oout...

Seriously though?”

“you're such a weirdo. ok now i'm really going.”

“thanks, BS!!! maybe NOW we'll finally meet at the wedding lol.”

“PS, as if u didn't know ; )”

“I didn't. I mean, I know that I have no short term memory, but I think I'd remember something like this...

So how many hiking babies are you gonna have?”

“scorch will one day be a MYLF”

“SHUT UP!!!!!!!

No way!!!!

Woo Hoo!!!!!










Boy, won't I feel dumb when you guys come out with the "jokes-on-you-suckas thread."




In the meantime.....yippeee!!!”

“LOL at Ruby, I think we are all waiting for that one. but till then...

congrats yall”

“sorry! i didn't mean to hurt your feelings! I was just taken by surprise because I thought you were still dating batman luke. congrats!”

“He needs to surprise you with the ring!! You shouldn't know ahead of time!”

“no hurt feelings, but that's how idiots like bacpac take things out of proportion.

yea, i know (re: the ring with the surprise) but we had been talking about it a lot recently and we just said why not go and just do it instead of just talking about it.

i can't sleep... too excited lol.

and no joke threads.”

“Shut UP!!
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“so does this mean that Batman Luke and WannaZ are hooking up?

and who is gonna break the news to Ice Tea? He'll be crushed.
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“If this is for real, congratulations!”

“thanks!

pennsy, very funny : P”

“i really am sorry! sometimes i'm too blount!

when is the date?”

“well damn! it was because of that night he went to get pizza for you wasn't it....

even though he came back empty handed.”

“I agree... way too soon IMHO.”

“Ok, I would say you guys are seriously pulling a "Treebeard got arrested" thread, but DDX assures me you are dead serious. So I guess congratulations are in order!

HOORAY!”

“oh he is talking to you too? lol whatta two-timer ; )

date?? oh god i have no clue.... we didn't think about an actual date yet.”

“I'm not that much of a Russian”

“A big congrats to you two.”

“It's a dang fine time of year. Congrats! (and just where is Buddha Bear, lol)”

“Congratulations!”

“OK, is it still for real today? just checking..there appears to be some doubts..so, when do you get the ring and when do you post a picture of it?”

“Is it too late for any of us to mess this up for y'all?

First of all, you two live too close.

There must be at least 500 miles separation for a long distance romance to be any good at all.”

“we wanna see a picture of the ring he was telling me about this weekend. It suppose to be huge??? (not that it matters)”

“What's this Russian crap anyway?”

“well its about time you made it known!
just for the record, batman was not my cup of tea!
you are much better with earthyboy!

man it is sooo hard to keep secrets anymore!

yes we are WAY due for another ghost hunting trip!
JUNE?”

“Alright I say congratulations you to!

Why do I feel like a sucker?

ENS what about that redhead you were making out with on top of Slide Mtn?”

“it's prolly not a good time to post this picture now:
http://community.webshots.com/photo/320649918/320730373mMobEj

(picture by embear)

heeheehee”

“i'll take a picture of the ring when i get it today... probably sometime after work.

ENS what about that redhead you were making out with on top of Slide Mtn?”

ouch : (”

“Scorchy is preggers...
Scorchy is preggers...
Scorchy is preggers... ;-)”

“Maybe its ENS who is preggers?”

“i am not preggers!”

“Well, raise my rent! You two? Get out of town!


Hey, congrats!



The couple's first argument:


(ENS walks through the door, caked in slime and dirt)

Scorch: Hi honey! Wow, you look rough! Tough day on the trail?

ENS: Yeah! Boy, am I hungry! Those piddly trail meals aren't cutting it anymore.

Scorch: There's leftover lasagna in the fridge, sweetums. But, that can wait. I wanna show you something.

ENS: OK.

Scorch: Don't move! I'll be right back.

(She ducks behind an obstruction and takes of her outer layer of clothing to reveal a hot Victoria's Secret teddy)

Scorch: (reappearing) Hey, Studmuffin! How would you like it if I hiked this thing up for you (She said seductively)?

ENS: (Disinterested) How about you hike into the kitchen and get me some food?

Scorch: (hurt) Food? You SOn of a beyatch! I try to make myself beautiful for you and this is all you can say to me?
(CRASH! there goes the lovely candy dish from the coffee table)

ENS: Hey, I'm tired! I just want to eat and go to bed! I'll shower tomorrow!

Scorch: Hiking, hiking, hiking! That's all you do!

ENS: Hey, more hiking! Less BS!

(The din of dishes crashing overcomes any semblance of dialog)

(Fade To Black)”

“I think you should get married at Trail Days. It only makes sense.”

“http://community.webshots.com/photo/320649918/320730373mMobEj

Gemini, are you checking him for lice?”

“Congrats you two!

Less hiking, more.....”

“MarkO...he said he can't reach his neck to appy suntan lotion. now you tell ME...how difficult that would be...huh??

yeah...sorchy will be in for a lot of trouble...I can tell already.”

“Couldn't reach his.......

Yeah, right!

I think the boy just wanted a little touchy-feely!!”

“Grouper is prolly his favorite fish dish

”

“i am like soooo sure.”

“Congrats you guys. (this is for real right?)
ENS, I'm confused, On the AT trip Gem was grilling you about your e'xs and why you dont got a steady now. So the whole time you have been seeing Scorch but kept it a seceret ?”

“Hey scorch, let me let you in on a little secret: ENS told me this past weekend that he likes his women with gaters and a headlamp on....and thats it! Forget the teddies and garters on your wedding night. Hahahahaha!”