I May Buy One Of These!

“http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/12/news/midcaps/jesus_dolls/index.htm?cnn=yes


I want the Jesus doll for this reason alone. I want to also purchase a George W. Bush action figure, all dressed up in his military gear. Then, I will put a little "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt on the Jesus doll with an arrow pointing to GWB!
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“whoa there buddy, settle down! you are really partying like it's 1999!
;-)”

“Does Moses come with a "Smite the Egyptians" battle staff?”

“whats with the blue beard on moses?”

“Too funny HPM. They did mention a David doll. Will it be a David the Giant Slayer doll or a David the Playa doll?”

“so they're marketing it to churches & church schools huh? i would think more people would buy it just 'cause it's funny!”

“Maybe that's the pretense, Lyra. Target the religious consumers, knowing that the jokers are going to buy 'em up for gag gifts!”

“Is that a "No"?

Damn, next y'all are going to tell me that Jesus won't have "flip the money lenders table" kung fu action grip or a convert the masses fisher of men battle boat playset either.”

“That's hilarious.”

“What's so funny Dayhiker?
Isn't this THE great and awesome God?

Why wouldn't he have a battle boat or kung fu action grip. I mean c'mon this is the great I AM we're talking about here.

No flaming bush of fury or matching Hosanna bandanna for the kids either huh?”

“Hosanna bandanna...that's great.”

“I wouldn't think that anyone (with half a brain) who's truly religious would buy a Jesus doll for religious purposes. Maybe as a joke but to worship? The thought of kids learning from a Jesus doll in sunday school kinda scares me. It's just down-right creepy.”

“This whole doll thing seems more like a Jeff Foxworthy joke than reality. You might be a redneck if.....”

“I don't think that's what they are pitching it for. I'm thinking they just mean it to be a plaything.

But honestly, I was raised in the church and as a kid I played cops and robbers, coyboys and indians and the usual kid stuff but never did I play Jesus.”

“HPM, isn't that money changers ??

Tree, you could put your foot-tall Jesus in the cage with the birds and maybe he could teach them those verses.

But then you might have to shoot the birds.”

“Yep. changers.

Work with me here.”

“Hey, and I'm an "out-of-practice" catholic.

So I guess my memory is not totally shot.

I can just see Action Jesus flippin' little flea market tables while the money-grubbers flea for their lives.”

“I can visualize the commercials.”

“Rosanna Hosanna bandana.”