So if a female says "I'm not upset with you"...

“Just curious. Does this mean:

a) mean she's not upset with you?

b) She will kill you at her earliest convienience.

c) The subject in question will be dropped for now but will be rehashed at the most inopportune moment for the male in order to inflict the most extreme ammout of mental abuse.

d) Other?”

“C.

How did you get this far in life without knowing this?”

“a”

“Uh.... Yeah right Scorch...”

“C”

“we are pissed at hell! That's what it means.”

“Well, at least you can always count on Gem to be honest.”

“you're gonna catch hell at some point....”

“if i'm not pissed at a guy/girl/it i'll say i'm not pissed. if i'm pissed you'll know it and i wont' try to hide it.”

“Remember Scorch is still campaigning, she does not have a lock on wifeydom .. yet.

So, for her, the answer is correct,



for now.

For all married women -C- is the correct answer.”

“Gemini, Komm abhanden! :D”

“Definitely A!”

“at least someone agrees with me!”

“Gosh, Pixie is campaigning too !!”

“b AND c”

“honestly...if we say "i'm not upset" it means...you #&%!$ing jerk...if I have to tell you that I am pissed..." well then...you are a jerk and I hate you!”

“e) You're not getting any tonight.”

“Obviously Gemini already has a guy.”

“haha, i second that, Gemini!”

“I think I can trust Pixie... but I dunno about Gem or Scorch. Gem likes David Hasselhoff so her opinion is nixed... and Scorchess is all shifty eyed...

I bet both fall into the B catagory.”

“It totally depends on tone of voice.

Flat, strained voice: c
Overly emphasized friendly voice with glimmer in her eye: b & c
Calm voice: maybe a”

“a babel fish translator on estrogen would be nice for you guys to have.”

“You aren't upset with me are you Gemini?”

“What's with the Europeans and their obsession with David Hasselhof?! LOL!












Ok, I'm just kidding Gem. I know you don't like him. :)”

“DDX: "I am not upset with you for saying I love David Hasselhoff"

Thanks Pixie, I am so very glad you know that I don't love the hasselhoff dude"
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“I'll go with "C", Bob!

Scorch will give you the evil eye(occhio diabolico) and you know your time is just about up.”

“you mean something like this?

”

“Oi Pixie, don't tarnish us all! It's just the Germans.”

“Are you next going to ask what she means by

"Fine" ??”

“Dat's what I'm talkin' about!!!!!”

“F. She'll just hire Dan the Handyman to get the job done.

”

“The manly response is "Yes Dear" while you continue watching your TV show. ;-)”

“I'm trying to let this drop this time, you'd best apologize and if you pay attention to the warning that follows I really might get over it in time. It's like when the court agrees to defer charges for a year - if you keep your nose clean long enough you're probably OK, but re-offend too soon and you're dead meat. Also, re-offend and this evidence is fully admissable.”

“Dear TT Collected Wisdom on the Female Half of the Race:

The other night, my wife and I had a conversation, during which we discussed something important. I know that it must have been important, because I remember having the conversation. However, because I was trying to watch a TV show while this conversation was being held, I cannot for the life of me remember what it was about.

My question is, should I change to a light beer to keep down the calories while I'm on a diet, or should I just stick to drinking wine like I have been doing?”

“Gem: :o I ment to say... I know you don't like D. Hasselhoff... you're way too smart and beautiful for that :D

OK... said person has assured me that they are DEFINITLY not upset. should I be more worried? :D”

“You're #&%!$ing toast, man.”

“hmmm... if I say "DEFINITLY" then I normally mean it.”

“Thing is not to care Deore - and I don't mean that in a harsh way. You can either go along as you are and move on - or you can think it over for ages and still be wrong. You have an equal chance of being right no matter how much thought you give it. You're #&%!$ed whatever happens.”

“We'll be better able to help you if you give us a general idea of the nature of your transgression.

Hint: If you are too embarrassed to say what it is, then she is rightfully pissed at you, but is trying to let it go. Stop bringing it up, and whatever you did, don't ever do it again.”

“You're in deep #&%!$.”

“Dude, the 'guy' has 0% chance of being correct.”

“Yep, just leave it alone, nothing you say or do now will stop it coming back to bite you in the ass later. Let it go and have a beer.”

“depends on *how* she said it.

but I'd trust pixie. ;)”

“DDX hasn't ever been married, has he?
LOL”

“DDX, did you make her promise that she's not upset? : )”

“I think I'll write you an e-mail Dicentra. Be on the lookout :D”

“Ooooohhhh... a sacred email from the *man* himself? I should BE so privaleged!”

“the "definitely" part means that you're probably off the hook this time, since you were at least worried enough to keep asking about it.”

“Well after that sarcastic remark I almost decided not to write you D... but you have nice big boobs so i guess i will anyways. :D”

“I still wanna know what he did.

OK, on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being "accidentally belched during a private dinner at her house" and 10 being "slept with multiple members of her family" what are we talking about here?”