BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“hoax? yes.

i'm actually engaged to PhantomSoul.”

“George?

Dude....like....fess up man....what's up wit that?”

“i'd have to say this is the most obnoxious thread title ever. i apologize.”

“yeah, right, like we'll believe that one.

Luke must be out to sea, huh?”

“I must say the ring was a nice touch. But next time don't leave contrary evidence...

Like the page on your website dedicated to your undying love for another man, LOL.

You did however draw a good many people into this ridiculous scheme, so job well done.”

“you were supposed to accidentally marry the lug trying to push the hoax to far”

“Scorchy is still preggers. ;-)”

“yes she is preggers

and I am the father!”

“whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”

“no preggers.
luke and i are still very happily together in case anyone was wondering and NO he isn't out to sea lol... i was just down in VA this past weekend to visit him.
the ring was Jenn's from work... she's getting married june 3rd. she was actually standing behind me in the picture, that's why i look ridiculously odd in the picture and that was also her hand. c'mon, did you really think i had long girly fingernails?”

“Hey! If you would pull our legs about you and EnS getting married, you would pull our legs about you NOT being preggers! ;-)”

“i hate babies!”

“OMG SCORCH!! Quick, take it back - your gonna curse yourself to twins or something horrible.”

“Scorchy...you don't!! Really now?
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“lol yes.. as horrible as it sounds. i am NOT a baby person. i have absolutely NO maternal instinct whatsoever and really never want to have kids.”

“Scorchy is gonna end up with six kids!”

“I never fell for this anyway.

well kinda,

but,

Ah crap.”

““lol yes.. as horrible as it sounds. i am NOT a baby person. i have absolutely NO maternal instinct whatsoever and really never want to have kids.”
ScorchFire
8:54:22 AM
4/13/05
ignore this user

Sounds like my sister about 2 years before my nephew was born.”

“Oh yeah, you never fell for it CP. hmmmmm....


Even after I presented you with incontrivertible evidence that this was a hoax you still thought it could be real, now fess up, they got you good.”

“Guess ScorchFire isn't going on "It's for the kids" trip?”

““Scorchy is gonna end up with six kids!”
MY GOD...what a nightmare...that statement pure gave ME a heebie.”

“I would have named this thread "Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?"
last edited: 4/13/05 8:01:24 AM”

“Bison - Yup, your right, I should of listened.

Shame on them.

BUT - We have still having a bachelor party !!”

“what is so bad about twins, Roam? Triplets, well that could be a problem.
Scorchie, you will change your mind about children(luckily you missed seeing my son, nearly burning down the State of NY at Ithaca)

ENS: all that talk about Russians.....I have a Russian hottie, and also an adorable polish girl working in town that need an American husbands-give me a jiggle, I'll set you up”

“we still want pictures you know.

Gemini, now didn't you say you had three friends you'd set up with ENS. Get to work girl.”

“pictures (snort) that's not gonna happen!

what evidence, bison? the webpage?”

“Yeah Scorch, Kinda hard to believe my man ENS would be gettin' it on with someone who has a webpage dedicated to another man.

Next time you hoax you gotta remove that evidence, and it would be even better if you made an "announcement" on your website.”

“Shame on you. I bought you guys a toaster.”

“Scorch - You are the 'Ho' in Hoax LOL.

Did ENS even 'ax' for a little lovin'

:-)”

“LOL


can i still have the toaster?”

“NO! I want it back.”

“Gee, I'm off TT for a day and a half and I miss an entire hoax?!”

“Yup.”

“You snooze, you lose... ;-)”

“ENS dumped her cause she's not Amish.”

“I can't wait for our midnight rendezvous when Phantom is having to work late. He'll never know a thing... sweet :)”

“LOL... my little affair with DDX has now been exposed.

YOU FOOL”

““i hate babies!”
ScorchFire
7:35:51 AM
4/13/05

The pro-lifers are gonna lynch your ass.

WS, are you affiliated with russianbrides.com??”

“let them, i am pro-choice. granted, i was never put in the situation where i would have had to decide what to do, and hopefully i never will, but i am pro-choice.”

“I take back my skim, non-fat, low-fat, whole milk talk, and may you lose track of the expiration date on your next jug of milk and take a big swig of expired cow lactate.”

“Affair :o

I was.. talking about. Um... a midnight rendezvous... to... um.... get... Ice Cream. Yeah. Affair? I don't know what you're talking about.”

“right. ice cream. that's what we get.”

“DDX: Pferdefurtzinhalierer

ROFLMAO”

“Pferdefurtzinhalierer? What's that? :D

So scorchess... you want to um... get ice cream later? Do I need to bring the um... ice cream cones?”

“um sure”

“I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by....oh my.”

“?”

“Van Halen, Scorchy!”

“Don't listen to classic rock much, huh?”

“Van Halen is Classic Schlock”