God Fights Back Against Soddomites

“I hear alot of married, straight couples enjoy some good ol' fashioned anal sex every once in awhile. Are they homosexuals too or just sodomites?”

“Just good old-fashioned sodomites, Sass!

By legal definition, oral sex could be construed the same way! I'm guessing Oryx only engages in sex with himself.”

“I think you just blew the kids mind Sass.”

“so to speak!”

“Sodomy is sinful, immoral, and unclean - no matter who engages in it. There's a reason it's still illegal in many states.”

“Geez, don't let one bad experience ruin it for ya, oryx.”

“What really gets me about someone like Oryx . . .is that if Jesus did show up o earth again, assuming he did so in the same form he left it . . .


oryx and his ilk would never see him . . .would never know.


They are so busy worshipping the Ann Coulters, the Rush Limbaughs, tom DeLay and George bush's of the world . . .


that a simple wandering part time carpenter, with long greasy hair and a long greasy beard would go completely unnoticed by them. Someone who hung out in the poor sections of town, with the downtrodden, with the lame, blind, diseased, leprotic. Who kept company with prostitutes and other criminals.

Someone who was essentially homeless, who challenged the reigning religious authority, who hung out on street corners with rabble.


Who organized the rabble and preached and held rallies in the common areas and parks of his day.



can you ever imagine someone like Oryx embracing someone like that?


Jesus would be dismissed at best. At worst he would be locked up. And, dare I say it . . .if he were in texas . .and the right crime could be hung around his shoulders .. .he'd be executed.

I don't believe in god. Nor do I believe that Jesus was the son of god. Just a cool, tapped in, human being.

But for people like oryx . .who stake the meaning and essense of their lives on Jesus and his teachings . . .

I fail, completely fail to understand how they could get from jesus's teaching of love and acceptance to the hate-filled, bigoted, rhetoric spewing asses that they are.

I have to believe that if there is a second coming that not only will Oryx and his ilk not recognize it (can anyone see Jesus in a pinstripe suit selling stocks, real esate or oil wells?), not only will they not recognize it . .

Jesus won't recognize them, their religion or how thoroughly they have distorted things in his name.”

“Sodomy is still illegal in what state?”

“lee - What is it you were you saying about my postings again?”

“Jesus hates your posts?”

“that a simple wandering part time carpenter, with long greasy hair and a long greasy beard would go completely unnoticed by them. Someone who hung out in the poor sections of town, with the downtrodden, with the lame, blind, diseased, leprotic. Who kept company with prostitutes and other criminals.

Someone who was essentially homeless, who challenged the reigning religious authority, who hung out on street corners with rabble.



Hey, Mark-O! I think Lee's talking about ya!”

“Sarge ---

I was already on this thread .. . .

Besides . . .Sass's post about anal sex got me all charged up.”

“Sodomy is still illegal in what state?

http://www.sodomy.org/laws/”

“While out sailing on the ocean
While out sailing on the sea
I bumped into the savior
He said pardon me
I said Jesus you look tired
He said Jesus so do you
Why don't you sit down son
Cause I got some fat to chew”

“Lee, you obviously don't know much about the Bible. Homosexuality and sodomy is thoroughly condemned.”

“Oryx --

So how about it? If jesus appears next time as a homeless, long haired hippie freak, hanging out in the hood with prostitutes, derelicts and the disease . .smoking hash and drinking . .. .

where are you going to run into him?


Because that is how he got here the first time.


Do you honestly think that HE will look like Rush, or Ann, or Jerry, or Pat, or Tom or George?

really??? An oil guy???? A televagalist?? A radio host???


Do you think he'll support the rape and pillage of the environment? really??


You need to start taking a long hard look at your value system. Where you place your priorities. How those values rank.

Sure, value life . . .but not just in opposing abortion . . .in all aspects of how you live YOUR life. How you conduct yourself . . .


good luck.

When the train leaves the station .. .somehow I doubt you'll be on it.”

“Lee beat me to it.
last edited: 4/21/05 2:43:09 PM”

“lee - Should Oryx mimic your loving ways? Are you going to be on the train?”

“Just before I became a lapsed Lutheran, I was attending a church service where a guy was preaching about how the long-haired hippies with sandals were causing all the problems of the mid-60s world. I began fidgeting in my seat. When he launched into what he'd do when Christ returns to Earth, I became a lapsed Lutheran on the spot.”

“Oryx . . .I read the bible twice . ..most of the way a third time. I found genesis to be highly entertaining. A nice piece of fiction.


But seriously.



Put yourself back 2050 years ago. Would you have been part of the conservative establishment?


part of the old school. Heeding strictly to the old testament? Would you have accepted Jesus as the Messiah?

Would you have seen him, and his teachings as disturbing? disturbing the status quo. Disturbing the conservative element? too challenging?

Oryx .. . ...the man was a bum. Homeless. Hung out with scum. Hung out with prostitutes.


You would have had him strung up. You'd have had him on that cross as fast as you could have.



how do you know you are not doing the same now?


How do you know that he won't come back as a gay man?????”

“You're all diiiiiirrrrrttttyyyyy, especially Sass ;op”

“How do you know that he won't come back as a gay man?????”
lee

He did hang out with 12 guys ...”

“He did hang out with 12 guys ...”
Geobeet
3:59:54 PM
4/21/05
ignore this user

It was 13, you forgot Rufus.”

“"...that a simple wandering part time carpenter, with long greasy hair and a long greasy beard would go completely unnoticed by them. Someone who hung out in the poor sections of town, with the downtrodden, with the lame, blind, diseased, leprotic. Who kept company with prostitutes and other criminals."”

“... that would make Sarabelle what?”

“"Who kept company with prostitutes and other criminals."

He has visited quite a few Trail Talkers.

Remember the "pink thingy"?

That story sounded vaguely erotic to me.

Maybe he's some kinda messiah and his pooches are prophets.
The dogs talk, right?”

“That would mean the legen of the skeery woof bare is a parable with hidden meaning.”

“Gojo = Jesus.




Now remember. After being visted by Gojo .. Newgirl found god.


I think that counts as one miracle.

Do I hear another???”

“I'm not dirty. Just trying to figure out why Oryx insists all homosexuals are sodomites and vice versa. Call me curious. ;)”

“Sarge --

lee - Should Oryx mimic your loving ways? Are you going to be on the train?”
Sarge


remember . . as far i i am concerned there ain't no train. YOu live, you die, worms eat your brain. Dat's it.


no god, no afterlife, no reward.



i am clearly not a good role model for Oryx.


Remeber. Jesus is Oryx's role model. that is my point. With jesus as a role model, how did oryx go so far astray? how can he be so hatefilled, so bigoted so intolerant and so narrowminded, yet conder himself a devout follower of one who preached love, acceptance, forgiveness???

That's my question.

It is what I find most digusting about folks like Oryx.”

“Oryx - that statement on Sodomy laws was 1998. Before the recent ruling by the Supreme Court/”

“The site Oryx links to has a humor page.
For example:


Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check. After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers money in the form of a company check. However, due to the name of the company, few people ever bother to present these to their banks.

The name of the company -- 'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company.'
last edited: 4/22/05 9:29:18 AM”

“that's hillarious ped.
So I guess Lesbians are ok by Oryx then, unless they use certain toys in certain ways.”

“I'm willing to pay 10 cents on the dollar for checks from the 'The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company'.”

“Exactly my point Y2!”

“"Sodomites" is a easy catch-all term that embodies the vulgarity and immorality of homosexuality.

Homosexuality is a sin. It's a slap to God's face. Homosexuals have a measureably negative impact on society. They're trying to force their perverted agenda down the majority's throat. It must just rile the hell out of you liberals that so many states have banned gay marriage. Particularly the false Christians who embrace sin, such as sassafras.”

“did some soddomite once try to force his agenda down your throat Oryx, is that the problem?”

“leave me out of your sodomite fantasies, y2.”

“You shouldn't be so quick to write off these issues by portraying them as someone else's fantasies. Those dreams you have at night don't necessarily mean you're going to go to hell. Just pay attention to the source of your hate and self-loathing. It's the first step to dealing with it.”

“"Particularly the false Christians who embrace sin, such as sassafras.”
Oryx
2:12:25 PM"

Wow - are you trolling or blind?
Sass ain't been embracing sin, she just seems to have some reluctance to judge. I s'pose you figure she got that from Pagan God hating liberals, cuzz you've never seen any biblical basis for a reluctance to judge, have you.”

“Oryx, I don't embrace SIN; I embrace SINNERS. There's a huge difference. But you can think what you want. In the long run your opinion of me doesn't matter a bit. =)
last edited: 4/23/05 7:34:25 AM”

“It's a whole lot more fun to embrace while the sinner is sinning.”

“LOL @ Phaedrus. For me it depends on the nature of the sinner and the sinner.

Sass --- I shouldn't have tried to to comment on your posts in rebutt- you did a much better job (it's as if you knew exactly what you were thinking - lol! actually that would put you ahead of a lot of us).
last edited: 4/23/05 10:16:33 AM”

““It's interesting to note as some of you pointed out that 1-2% of the population is homosexual.

I just read that 1.1% of the population is schizophrenic.

I never would have guessed the two demographics were so similar in size.

Just an interesting fact to throw out.”
Sarge
7:23:55 AM
4/21/05

It is definitely worth throwing out. Of course, according to some tests a similar portion have IQ's above 135.”

“pedxing - Glad I'm not in that group.”

“Any of the above you mean?”

“Yes. Any of the above from pedxing's post.”

“You've absolutely ruled out schizophrenia?”

“Ped, anytime you want to stick up for me you can. ;)”

“LOL Sarge (and Sass) - I wonder how many Homosexual Schizophrenics there are with IQs over 135?”