God Fights Back Against Soddomites

“The American Taliban crossed the line:


Alabama Bill Targets Gay Authors

[...]
Republican Alabama lawmaker Gerald Allen says homosexuality is an unacceptable lifestyle. As CBS News Correspondent Mark Strassmann reports, under his bill, public school libraries could no longer buy new copies of plays or books by gay authors, or about gay characters.

"I don't look at it as censorship," says State Representative Gerald Allen. "I look at it as protecting the hearts and souls and minds of our children."

Books by any gay author would have to go: Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote and Gore Vidal. Alice Walker's novel "The Color Purple" has lesbian characters.

Allen originally wanted to ban even some Shakespeare. After criticism, he narrowed his bill to exempt the classics, although he still can't define what a classic is. Also exempted now Alabama's public and college libraries.

Librarian Donna Schremser fears the "thought police," would be patrolling her shelves.

"And so the idea that we would have a pristine collection that represents one political view, one religioius view, that's not a library,'' says Schremser.

"I think it's an absolutely absurd bill," says Mark Potok of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

First Amendment advocates say the ban clearly does amount to censorship.

"It's a Nazi book burning," says Potok. "You know, it's a remarkable piece of work."
[...]”

“You're very bored right now aren't you?”

“If he doesn't like gays, he shouldn't marry one!”

“Holy Moly. That is chilling. Hopefully this isn't something that will get much traction. But in these times, who knows?”

“THat's embarrasing. I wonder if he knows that in some peoples opinion that "To Kill A Mockingbird" would have to go. There are those that feel Capote wrote that one as well.

Speaking of that book, until very recently you could purchase the book in Monroeville (Ms Lee's hometown), leave it, she'd sign it, and they'd ship it to you. I think the advent of ebay nixed that one. I tried to get one signed when my son was born.”

“PS - I wonder if this guy also thinks that if he shakes hands with "one" that it might rub off? shudder.”

“"I don't look at it as censorship," says State Representative Gerald Allen. "I look at it as protecting the hearts and souls and minds of our children."

The rallying cry of any censor.”

“Ooops, there goes "Catcher in the Rye".
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“i bet it'll go nowhere, since he'll never be able to explain what a classic is.

he sounds like a real smart one, though!”

“Sounds more like a Nazi than a Republican.”

“He's a ReNazican!”

“A Naziplican?”

“I really do think I need a new party. The one I had is being usurped.”

“The book bill died in subcommittee.”

“I finally found the thread dayhiker.

A story…

“The Yanuka was a phenominal sage, scholar, and miracle worker, yet he acted in complete modesty as if he were the simplest of people.
The Yanuka loved horses. According to Karlin-Stolin tradition, he would correct those human souls that were reincarnated in horses. He'd always carry an apple or a few cubes of sugar in his pocket, ready to befriend another equine-emprisoned soul.
During a rabbinical convention in Warsaw, The Yanuka was seen whispering in the ear of a big dapple-gray stallion while feeding him an apple. A young rabbi from Lithunia looked on with disdain, thinking to himself, "What kind of rebbe talks to horses? This is the famed leader of the Stoliner Chassidim?"
Suddenly, The Yanuka turned around, and motioned to the young Lithuanian to come forward. "Tell me something, please: Is this horse happy or sad?"
"How am I expected to know such a thing?" replied the young man, shrugging his shoulders.
"Is this a stallion or a gelding?", the rebbe asked.
"I don't know," answered the young Lithuanian rabbi, not even knowing where to look to find the answer.
"Can you tell whether this is an Belgian or a Quarterhorse?"
"I don't know that either".
"Well," asked the rebbe, "do you at least know whether this is a work horse or a pleasure horse?"
"No!" said the young rabbi, now visibly irritated. "I don't understand anything about horses! How am I expected to evaluate a stupid beast?"
"Aha," said the Yanuka, "if you can't even evaluate a horse, or what in your words is a stupid beast, then how can you be so pretentious to think you can evaluate a rebbe?!"””

“Ford target of boycott

Conservative Christian group calls boycott of automaker, charging it has pro-homosexual agenda.
June 1, 2005: 8:01 AM EDT

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - A conservative Christian group is calling for a boycott of Ford Motor Co. for what it says is the automaker's support of a pro-homosexual agenda.

"From redefining family to include homosexual marriage, to giving hundreds of thousands of dollars to support homosexual groups and their agenda, to forcing managers to attend diversity training on how to promote the acceptance of homosexuality...to sponsoring Gay Pride Parades, Ford leads the way," said a notice on the group's Web site.



http://money.cnn.com/2005/06/01/Autos/ford_gays/index.htm”

“I read this one before, Aero. Another reason I have no tolerance of the Christian Right in this country...”

“There's Homersexuals ever'where I tell ya!”

“The group has spoken, now I have to sell my Ford Ranger.

Now that I say that outloud, the vehicles name is Ranger, maybe this conspiracy goes back further than we realize?”

“A Ranger? That is SO Gay!”

“The American Taliban!”

“aero - EXACTLY, I didn't know that Ford has sucked me in that way. I feel so conflicted and confused.”

“My reason for not buying Fords has nothing to do with their support for gays...

I don't buy Fords because they suck...”

“I've got 180k miles on mine. I've had to put a new clutch and rebuilt tranny in it, but that's it. I bought it with 106k miles.”

“My neighbor owns a Ford Ranger.



Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

“Rebuilt tranny???”

“I knew something was up when I could only get showtunes on the radio of my F-150!”

“Transvestites are being rebuilt.
Fords are gay.
Deep throat was a guy.

I'm getting very confused.”

“New Years I was driving to visit my folks. About half way my transmission blew. I'd been nursing it for about a year. I drove 60 miles in 4th gear. Luckily, my ranger has the 4.0V6 so I was able to start again at redlights.”

“Gee, now I can drive my Taurus with pride (not a bad car, it got to 99,000 miles before needing it's it's mechanical repair).”

“Stop interjecting mechanics into a visceral argument, Ped!”

“"showtunes," LOL”

“If someone owned a Ford and a Chevy, would that make them bi?”

“I was just down in Phoenix and my rental car was a red Pontiac Sunfire or Sunbird or something. One of the guys in our group said it was a "Girl Car"! You usually see little blond girls zipping around with cell phones in those things! My masculinity wasn't threatened, though!”

“God, Sodomites and............


wait for it







lyra


I'm gonna buy me a Ford
I'm gonna tool on down the road

My '89 Bronco had 150K and the original clutch when I sold it.

Our Escape was doin' great until my wife wrecked it....>8^[

Henry Ford was a car camper.......and an anti-Semite, but who's countin'?
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“aero drove a girl car.....Sunturd!!

Don't feel bad pal.
About a year ago I was toolin' around wine country to Sonoma in a silver Buick.......with my silver hair.
I felt so old!”

“what's that, MarkO, a match made in heaven?

i think guys driving girly cars are hot, Aero. ;-)

i think the main car that i associate with a type of person is, Jeep Wrangler = Grade A #&%!$. LOL! recently, i saw this guy in our parking lot in one of those, with the volume up as far as it would go, blaring "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller. WTF, that's like the worst song ever. HAHA!!”

“since when do we beep out "A-hole"?”

“That is the worst song ever.......until the next one comes along!!!

lyra, what about a new Beetle convertible in say, cream with a black top???

That's the car I want.”

“heck yeah, those are cute!”

“The pastel convertibles, yellow, blue or cream are nice!!
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“No BWMT, they have to carry a purple purse.”

“LOL...”

“OMG! It's all true. Ford is a Satanic, anti-family, pro-homosexuality group. This the official song for Ford execs at their secret baby sacrificing ceremonies:

Well, I ain't afraid of spells or voodoo,
Long as I have my plastic Cthulhu
Riding on the dashboard of my Ford
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will unravel every nation,
With my plastic Cthulhu I'll go far.

CHORUS
Plastic Cthulhu, plastic Cthulhu
Riding on the dashboard of my Ford
Rising from the deepest Ocean
He assists my locomotion
With my plastic Cthulhu I'll go far.

I know someday HE will awaken
And I will surely be forsaken
As HE rampages on and on and on
As the human race is eaten
As we admit that we are beaten
I will read the Necronomicon!

I've got a Goat with a thousand babies
And my Nightgaunt don't mean maybe
They're all there and watching out for me
Not with a bang or even whimper
Or a silly little simper
A Cthulhu breakfast snack is all we'll be!”

“Not really. Cthulhu will spit us out after the first bite.”

“Ford spelled backwards is.......DROF !!!

Say that three times and click your heels three times and the world will end!!!

Hoohoohahahahahahahahaahzaaa!!!”

“Cool, even a Shub-Niggurath reference in there.”