So, my son had his first "date".

“Saturday evening, my son had his first "date", with a little girl in his first-grade class at school. He was extremely excited all evening on Friday and all day on Saturday. He got her some silk flowers and chocolates, and she drew him a picture. He dressed up in his most "cool" outfit. He tried hard to be a little gentleman, it was sorta cute. But by the end of the evening, when his girlfriend ended up ignoring him because she was watching my daughter play her Gameboy, he got a little bored and asked to go home. Unfortunately for him, the adults (my wife and I, and the girl's parents) were having a good time as well, so he just had to wait. Poor kid.”

“Damn! My son's in seventh grade and still thinks girls are icky!”

“My son hasn't figured that out yet.”

“i hope your joking about the silk flowers and chocolates”

“Sounds like he drew a blank though. Poor little guy.”

“Let me guess.... a cousin?”

“Um, nope. We stopped at a store and got her some silk flowers and a little bag with some raspberry-flavored chocolates.

He wanted to get her a dozen roses, the little romantic...”

“lol, no, his only female cousin lives in Knoxville. This is a little girl he's had eyes on since kindergarten.”

“so the daughters parents are already pimping her out? Did the dad clean his guns while he had a talk with your son?”

“lol, the dad did say "We'll discuss dowry at a later date"...”

“Did they go into the bedroom to play "doctors and nurses" ? LOL”

“lol no, the whole date was at the restaurant.”

“Did you ask him aftewards "Did you mount her son?"”

“Did they play footsie with each other?”

“Way to go, little dude!”

“heehee...a little early huh?
my son didn't have his first date until he was 14. (that wasn't too long ago)...

before that he thought girls have coodies.

Cameron now on the other hand...well...he really, really scares me!

but you did hide a video camera in the room right? I mean for later when he's all grown up...so he can see his very first date and how the female...well...ignored him.”

“We didn't even bring a still camera. What awful parents we are, not to be able to embarrass him later in life.”

“I have a gripe. It's about mothers. They raise their daughters with so many rules about dating, but boys seem to get no advise about being polite, not being rude, not treating the girl poorly etc.

Also, they should be taught to walk away or bring home a girl that treats them rudely or not in a polite way or if they are not nice in anyway.

Hitting on either side should definitely not be tolerated and it would be wise to just walk away.”

“inappropriate to ask if he, at least got to first base? If it is inappropriate, then I won't ask.”

“Stikky, you perv.”

“lol, he didn't. Like I said, by the end of the date he was bored. Poor kid. I wonder if that's all he talked about at school today though.”

“you gotta teach him the 4 "f's" of life...and also get him a copy of Dr. D's rules and regulations to fingering techniques. It's never too early to start learning.

LOL...i'm a perve..thats news to me. hehehehe”

“The 4 "f's" of life...is that like the 3 F rule? Nahhh, probably not...nevermind...”

“Damn! My son's in seventh grade and still thinks girls are icky!”
Treebeard
9:39:37 AM
4/18/05

Um, you mean to tell me that girls aren't icky?!”

“would it be...
“inappropriate to ask if he, at least got to first base? If it is inappropriate, then I won't ask.”
Stikmon
5:29:46 PM
4/18/05


I would have thought the Missouri contingent would have asked:

"Did he get laid?"”

“What BoulderMan said!”

“I read something about FIRST GRADE!!! Sheesh chili,,,give me some damn credit for not be DEpraved for cryin out loud.

no...4 f's, feel em, finger em, #&%!$ em, forget em...thars actually a 5th "f". find em...LOL...I'm bad...depraved lunatik on the prowl...look out.”

“First grade?! Crap, We're going to have to lock Abigail up earlier than I thought!”

“or just keep her away from bit's little babe magnet”

“lol...just saw this thread! flowers and chocolates, huh? sounds like a good date...hook me up with him, bitpusher!
;-D”