Newgirl Gets Internet

“what a beeyatch!”

“Amen Lyra.”

“Hopedfully, she was just trying to weedout the asskissers”

“Or the people with self-respect.

Way to go, newgirl. You'll find something else.”

“Household???

Here lady, hold this!!”

“Newgirl,

Have you noticed the downturn in your life since you started posting on TT gain???????

Hope everything works out for you.”

“geezr is a smart boy”

“I hate to bring this up at a stressful time like this, but now you'll have to MOUNT a job search.

Seriously, congrats on the engagement, although a lot of single guys on TT will undoubtedly go out and shoot themselves now.

And sorry to hear about the job. Corporate America could care less about the workers. Except for bacpac's employer, whoever that is.”

“Does the guy know that you're a troll and that you aren't real??? Does he have visible hip bones?

Seriously though, I'm sorry about the job. I'm sure you will land on your feet. And congrats on the guy! Its great that new and newer both like him lots.

More questions: How long ago was it that you had sworn off romance? (somehow that seems like a common prelude to a serious commitment, either to a person or an asylum). Are you inviting all of TT to you're wedding.”

“I think ... everybody but me!”

“You can all come to the wedding if you want to make a trek to MT. It'll be Labor Day wkend!”

“Hang in there sweetheart!
We are pulling for you!”

“Trek to Montana? After you've told us about all the pervs that live there?”

“Labor day weekend in Montana....hmmmmm.


I wonder how many points I have on my frequent flyer card?”

“So how come newgirl has internet again but is never around? I think somebody's got a little porn addiction problem! :P”

“Say if you haven't found a job by then you can go hiking in Glaicer with us in August. We have one more spot open on our trip which is on the trip page.”

“Aaack! Sorry about the job newgie - yeah, I'm just catching up with the latest news. Believe it or not, there's an outside chance I could be in MT that weekend - parents' 50th anniv.... Probably not, though, so no pressure to expand that invitation list.... ;-)”

“LOL! BowlderMan, you speak as if you have known the dangers of the ever expanding wedding invite list. Me and the Finance (oh, I meant future husband, hehehe) are getting a little stressed over that. Nearing 200 and getting ridiculous.”

“If it all gets too much to handle, don't buy a bus ticket and disappear on your evening run.”

“My advice is to elope.”

“Me and the Finance

Freudian slip, Newgie? Lol!

I second HPM's advice; elope!”

“Ha! We could only accommodate 100 people at the place where we got married, and asked my parents and BowlderGal's parents for lists of people they wanted to invite. I think my parents provided about 150 names! It's tough - I wanted to invite about eight people from work, but could only invite two. Some friends were dating people, but hadn't been with them for too long - do you invite the semi-boyfriend? We ended up with 92 people there, plus us.”

“I have a list from my mother, from my father, from his mother, and his father, plus we have our shared friends, co-workers, and church friends. We have a large ballroom for the ceremony and reception, so the size of the place isn't an issue, however, the size of our budget is an issue. I'm not one of these 30,000 dollar wedding girls. I'm not even one of these 5,000 dollar wedding girls. Maybe we should make it BYOB?

LOL! I'm ready to elope.”

“Nice spot BowlderMan. Looks like it must have been very pretty.”

“Does this mean your not going to rock my world when we meet?”

“Yeah, Newgie - it was really nice. That video tour they have on the site really brought back memories of 15 years and 15 days ago! We also stayed overnight there that night, which was very nice.

Hang in there - planning weddings can be very stressful, whether it's an inexpensive, small ceremony or a gigantic, no-holds barred extravaganza, or anything in between. It'll either all work out great or it'll have things that go wrong that you'll laugh about later. I have several stories I could tell you!”

“This isn't the Newgirl from Arizona, is it?

What'cha doing in Montana?????”

“you must be thinking of biz. newgirl joined us from a lumberyard in MT.”

“Pathman is right. I logged on from my job @ a sawmill in MT, way back whenever. ALOThas happened since then.”

“Okay, tomorrow starts my second wk w/out a job. I'm starting to get weird. I don't know what the heck I'm supposed to be doing. I mean, I can do wedding stuff, but that only goes so far . . . when I have no job paying me the greenbacks. I'm keeping Newergirl in daycare, because I already paid thru the end of the month and plus, I don't want to lose her spot for when I do get a job. I took her out 2 days last wk though and we had a "hang around the house and plant flowers" day and a "go to the zoo" day. That was cool, although I got a massive sunburn on the zoo day. Duh, mommy, tons of sunscreen for the kid, none for you.”

“WTF happened to newgirl. Of course, by now she is oldgirl.

That trip report by Aero was damn funniest thread that ever appeared on this board.

Gee, that raises another question, WTF happened to Aero?”

“Dang, chili...was hoping that newgirl had returned.

Yes, Aero's report was one of the funniest things ever posted. I saved it for posterity:
http://www.csupomona.edu/~rosenkrantz/personal/newgirl.htm”

“Don't know about newgirl, but aero's just been busy at work, pretty much. Also, I'm sure he's wrapped up in the cross-country coaching season right now, so don't expect to hear anything for a while....”

“Last I heard, she moved into bacpac's double-wide and they're working on a family.”

“Yeah, I wonder if she ever did get married! Haha, to bacpac...yeah right. Oh newgirl, why hast thou forsaken us?

And Bowlder, don't you be making excuses for that bum Aero!
;-)”

“Isn't Bacpac Newgirl's grandfather??”

“Well, maybe she will grace us all with her presence one day.”

“Perhaps someone needs to take a trip to Big Sky Country and find out what newgirl is up to!”

“Stand back. I expect a rush of volunteers to come flying past.”

“Didn't she try to hook up with some Cowboy dude?”

“the naked cowboy dude from NY?

wow thats pretty hot!


”

“Isn't that Morticia Morgue crossing the street beehind Mr. Whitey Tighty??”

“LOL I love the look on her face

"ok what the hell is this crap now?"”

“Now I know where all the loonies from Alabama get exiled to.”

“gee thanks chili :)”

“I will probably head up that way within the next several months - I'll check it out!”

“Bowlder Man is going to check out the naked cowboy?”

“Tell us what the tattoos look like.

He looks good but can he sing?”

“The other people in that pic are wearing coats...looks sorta chilly! Doesn't he care about the shrinkage factor??”

“Somehow, I just feel that any dude that would stand on the sidewalk in NYC dressed like that, really wouldn't care about jack schitt.”