I am a boy

“Just in case anyone was confused about my gender. Carry on.”

“LOL”

“I'm a short, ageing, rotund male nutter.

Just wanted to share.”

“I'm surprised this thread didn't show up sooner. You guys are slipping.”

“just in case you all needed to know...I am male.”

“Well, "Buck" is a generic name, sorta like "John Doe". And I'm no Doe.”

“Gemini is NOT a male. She has bumps on the front of her shirt.”

“I'm a short, ageing, rotund male neuter.
Just wanted to share.

Sorry to hear that.”

“bumps?? LMAO! Already then! Bumps!”

“OK, OK, BIG bumps. ;-)”

“|A |Esus4 E |
I wanna play cricket on the green
|A |Esus4 E |
Ride my bike across the stream
|A |Esus4 E
Cut myself and see my blood
|A |E5 | |Eno3 | |
I wanna come home all covered in mud

|D E |A A
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
|D E |A A (A/G# A)
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
|D E |A A
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
|D |E |Esus4 E7|A
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy”

“MarkO, is that a who song?”

“Hey ENS!!!

It sure as hell is!!!

Another pervO song by The Who!!”

“I thought so”

“Who's on first?”

“I'm an alien. I was sent here to try and find intelligent life by my commander in chief. So far, TT is the highest level of intelligent discourse I've found, relative to everything else. Baywatch is a close second.

My commander ordered me back to the Galactic Command center, but I refused and am now hunted by the Men In Black. I went into hiding in the alien capitol of the universe: Los Angeles. I wash cars and mow lawns during on weekdays, hike into the hills on the weekends to hide out. No, I do not solicit for day labor jobs in front of Home Depots.”

“my name is buck and im here to ....”

“Iman am a robot.”

“Are we not men?

We are DEVO!”