Widdle Wabbits

“A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me mithter, do you have widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so he's
on her level, and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and whispers, "I don't tink my pet pyfon weally gives a thit."”

“lmao!!!!!!!”