The Power of Prayer

“It won't get up doc.”

“Yo, Lambchop, let's get the flock outta here!!!

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“How about a bit of Wensleydale, Gromit??

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“more sheep

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“Fuhrer Bush salutes his sheep!!


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“ya know, thats a lot like saying "I know you are, but what am I"”

“Mom, he started it!!

(mine is more clever than your's....>8^P~~~)”

“Can we get back to bashing religionists please?”

“your's clever LOL, mine was subtle, original and following the progression of the thread. Yours was just poor attempt to copy my brilliance and your one measley attempt at creativity was to throw in Fuhrer which is totally out of context of the thread degradation.

I'll show you how its done.
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The democrats demonstrate their new tax plan

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“Bush=Religionist...........no-brainer

No-brainer=Bush

(I'm so clever!!)

Oh yeah, and who's been fleecing America since January, 2001??

Kerry??

Ha ha ha ha...........
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“Dude, you didn't even use a pic. I didn't waste my time reading your nonsense.”

“Or maybe, Bush is a reilgiositoryist?

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“That pic needs a human chalk outline beneath the window.”

“The 65-year-old Brown said she is blessed to be alive.

Am I the only one that finds that line really funny?”

“I always laugh when I hear people say "The good lord blessed me that time" when they are saved from doing or saying something stupid. I always wonder, if you did step in that mudhole, or have that bucket of paint fall on you, or have that lightning strike your kitchen, was that the good lord cursing you?”

“especially while praying! Take a frikken hint!”

“The good lord provided me with toilet paper this very morning.

Its a good thing El Diablo didn't get there first.”

“and whats up with praying in the endzone. What do they say in that prayer huddle, "Dear Lord, Thank you for smiting the defensive back with that acl"”

“I now have a Sam Jackson image from Pulp Fiction.....Ezekial 25:17.

The path of the rightous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and justice shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truely his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children and I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother and you will now my name is the Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee.
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"Oh I'm sorry. Did I break your concetration?"”

“that freakin jeri curl breaks my concentration”

“N - did I tell you about the "BMF" wallet we bought Jeremy for Christmas? My secretary and I bought it for him. Big bold letters stitched in leather....Bad Mutha F****”

“Reception in your area sucks? Try the prayer antenna: http://www.xraylab.org/GodEar/prayer.htm”

“Not enough tin foil on that thing.”

“Does it come in XL?”

“no, but a large, sweaty, beefy fireman named Hank does

BADA BING!”

“Nyuk, nyuk!!
(somebody gets it!)

He is our resident kook!

I don't need no prayer, I talk to the dog down the street.”

“Hey MarkO

Just curious, is there some reason you feel the need to be so condescending toward people of belief?

Personally, I don't believe in any organized religeon, so I'm not responding to anything you said that I would have taken personally, but you seem to have this "oh, you poor stupid people" attitude toward anyone who has a belief system different from yours?

I've always kinda' felt that everyone was on their own path... it seemed foolish, childish or just plain obnoxious, to make fun of someone who happened to believe something different than what I believed.”

“My goodness Crash, that was the hay maker of the year right there. LOL!”

“Now wanderer, intolerate Anti-Christian bigots are PC and therefore OK.”

“CB makes XL sweat?”

“Thanks, SS, I forgot that they're now "The In-Crowd" :)

Yet another sad development in the cultural decline of the U.S.

I wonder who's documenting all this? It will make for a good read, ie., it will be a BEST SELLER! in the future whenever kids ask "Whatever happened? You idiots had everything going for you & you F&#*ed it all up?"
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“Yeah but it's funny when stuff like 9/11 happens and church attendance goes way up. No non believers in a foxhole, right? The humanists see happy believers and it drives them nuts. Not that I’d speak for Marko cause I don’t know what his personal problem is. I just know how the average heathen thinks and feels.

I don't even mind people who thumb their nose at G-d or those who believe in G-d but it's the ones like the ACLU who want to stamp out religious rights that worry me.”

“The humanists see happy believers and it drives them nuts. - nigal

Oh B.S. First, it's not "happiness" of believers that is maddening. Second, not everyone who is against the christian myth-religion is a "humanist".”

“outside of militant islam, christianity is probably the one major religion that is the most intolerant of other religions. it should be no surprise that theyre experiencing a backlash”

“Haha! Didn't expect to catch Mutt in my dragnet but, damn! what a catch!”

“you didnt expect mutt to pile on when we're destroying religion? wtf?”

“people should tolerate evil, because otherwise they are intolerant, which is bad and evil too, and nobody wants that”

“hi s-rge!”

“we should also tolerate other's intolerance, lest we be intolerant ourselves.”

“markO Only bashes Christianity? Or is that the only bashing that isn't allowed? I mean besides Judaism?

Why is what markO says different from a Christian saying someones going to Hell for not believing in Jesus?

I mean, if you think someone is going to Hell for practicing the wrong faith, then it's kind of like the ultimate Passive Aggressive Bashing there is, no?”

“I'm going to get back on my "broad brush" band wagon, it drives me nuts when people are too stupid, or shallow, to differentiate between groups & paint everyone with their broad brush.

Just to use CB's quote as an example...

“outside of militant islam, christianity is probably the one major religion that is the most intolerant of other religions. it should be no surprise that they're experiencing a backlash”

FYI, CB, "Christianity" can be a lot of different things. There are "Fundamentalits" of different persuasions, then there are Catholics, methodists, Lutherans, etc.

I agree 100% that SOME Christian groups are intolerant, that doesn't mean they ALL are! There is a big diff between a Southern Baptist fundy group vs. a Methodist group, etc., etc., etc.”

“BM, as usual, you only read part of the statement, or, selected what you wanted to respond to.

First, I made no mention whatsoever of MarkO & Christianity.,.. what I said was "People of belief"! Here's my actual quote:

Just curious, is there some reason you feel the need to be so condescending toward people of belief?


But the larger question is... why should it be OK to "bash" anyone's personal belief? I thought you guys (bleeding hearts - libs / socialists) were so much into "accepting"? Why the F&^K don't you "accept" some idea you don't agree with instead of trashing that individual?

What's amazing is you don't see how rediculous you're being.”

“yea, wandy, youve NEVER generalized in your entire life. i wish i could be like you”

“Christianity" can be a lot of different things. There are "Fundamentalits" of different persuasions, then there are Catholics, methodists, Lutherans, etc

gee. really? no fcking sht. and boys have a pnis and girls have a vagina. thanks, wandy”

“Maybe when you grow up, CB, you can! There's no reason to for you to think you ALWAYS have to be a narrow-minded, shallow person.

Until then, try to stop generalizing & "assuming" things.”

“Why is what markO says different from a Christian saying someones going to Hell for not believing in Jesus?

markO was mocking to humiliate. christians are just stating what they believe to be true. muslims believe christians will go to hell, that is just their belief. just because they say that, does not mean they are mocking christians. if they state "i worship a man that could not prevent a humiliating death, nyuk, nyuk!!", then that is mockery

stating beliefs = good; mocking = bad”

“gee whiz, i'll try. thanks for the advice, mr tolerant man”

“CB is one very funny, intolerant, inconsistent MFer. First, he says: "outside of militant islam, christianity is probably the one major religion that is the most intolerant of other religions"

Then, when his "broad brush" "paint everyone with your prejudices" approach is called, he says:

"Christianity can be a lot of different things. There are "Fundamentalits" of different persuasions, then there are Catholics, methodists, Lutherans, etc

gee. really? no fcking sht. and boys have a pnis and girls have a vagina. thanks, wandy”


In summary, we can only assume that CB doesn't know what the F#$k he's talking about or what his position is. He is, unfortunately, a very uninformed and ignorant person.

That's "ignorant of facts", CB, I wanted to clarify since I knew you'd mis-interpret.”

“jesus christ, who shat in your in your cornflakes?

i. am. so. sorry. for. over-generalizing. can you PWEASE forgive me?

I see the light now. some christians really are tolerant. i see the light. help me, lord”