"Loopy Girdlechunks" Whats Yours?"

“The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The Evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gadget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:


a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.”

“Lumpy Applechunks and don't you forget it.
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“Cheeseball Gizzardtush”

“Buttercup Applepants


If anyone ever calls me "buttercup" they are gitting a boot in the arse!
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“Loopy Bubbletush.

Wow, it fits.”

“i'm zippy cootiebutt, nice to meet you....”

“Squeezit Bubblebreath”

“Goober Cootiepants”

“Dorkey girdlesniffer”

“Loopey Girdlelips..lol

(sounds like a teletubby on acid to me)
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“Loopy Pickletush

Love it :-D”

““Buttercup Applepants


If anyone ever calls me "buttercup" they are gitting a boot in the arse!
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Spirit Coyote
10:48:38 PM
5/03/05
ignore this user

Buttercup. LOL















Oh #&%!$! I'm a buttercup too.

Buttercup Applenose”

“Gadget Lizardbrains - there can be only one!”

“Pinky Cootielips.


Ahem.
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“Tootie Cootietush”

“Loopy Liverface.

A lot of us are "Loopy"s”

“chim-chim girdlechunks”

“chim-chim girdlechunks”

“No way embear! Could that be right? We now have the same name!!!!”

“OMG! Are you my long lost brother???”

“Lumpy Girdlebutt”

“Maybe?”

“guess who I am!”

“crusty bubbletush orsnotty bubbletush ??
(if I use my full name)
lol I'm not sure I like either one of those!!”

“Lumpy Applebuns”

“Crusty Gizzardtushie”

“Now find your porn name.
The name of your first pet. Then the name of the street you grew up on.

Mine is : Rusty Kirkwood
Sounds like a guys name though. :(”

“Porn name: Laika Filmore... I'll stick with my squirel name.”

“I don't know...”

“My pron name... Charlie Bush”

“I think that kinda fits ya PS! :p~”

“I don't know...it might not be big enough...”