“Is that Italian or Polish?”

“U R Silly!”

“curley”

“Doo Doo Stew(or Stu)
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“Sh_tweasel?”

“turtleheadsnake”

“Sticks-to-ass-hair”

“is that scat?”

“OMG. I had fake poop when I was a kid and would put it on the couch when my parents friends came over to see what their reaction was. I died laughing when I saw the looks on peoples faces.

That just brought back some good memories.....:)”

“LMAO Embear has good memories of poop!”

“Embear....you be crackin' me up.....I did similar tomfoolery....but used the ye ole whoopy cushion...I would pick on my fat old uncles who sucked big ole cigars....they would sit down on the couch...and....ppppphhhhttttt....i'd start lauging my rear end off....and their dickey-doos kept them from being able to get up from the couch too fast....made for an easy get-away....I suppose ya had to be there....it was a funny scene...”

“as in "good things come from Ur-anus"”

“Toilet Trout”

“now this is my kind of thread!

peaka

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“What a crappy thread.”

“To the top.......










......and STEP ON IT !!”

“Is Gem playing this game this morning?
8D”

“i don't wanna see anymore #&%!$! I think I saw enough for a week. Hell...for a month at least.”

“What happens after a month, Gem? Do you start to miss it?”

“yeah that's it.
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“Hmmmm, she must have edited out the "#&%!$ you, Treebeard!!!!!"”

“I figured it was something like that”

“Oh Crap !!”

“How about 'Mr. Floatie'?

”

“anybody know what fox poop looks like?

i've been finding poop around my house that looks like a medium to small sized dog doo with berries/seeds in it.

curious what it is.

pretty sure it's not dog, coyote, or bear.”

“My first guess is a really big racoon. They like berries and poop turds that can be as big as a dogs.”

“

From my searches I discovered that berry seeds do appear in fox poop, so that may be what you have there.”

“*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!”

“The key with raccoon scat is the location. Raccoons poop in very obvious places...on top of logs, at the bases of trees, on top of rocks, etc. The higher the better. I've seen raccoon scat on logs propped 7ft in the air.

Fox scat is going to look a lot like the scat of other wild canids. There will probably be a fair amount of hair in it, but it'll be smaller than that of a coyote. Foxes will eat berries, but you'd be hard pressed to find a fox scat full of berries but no hair, since they do eat a lot of rodents.”

“hmmm. this poo is located in ordinary locations - in the driveway, in our horse riding area (big, open sand box).

it conatains very little or no hair though and lot's of berry seeds.

other than the amount of seeds it looks like regular smallish dog poo.”

“This is such an odorous thread. ;-)”

“Raccoon maybe?




looks like this was covered. Did I even read this thread? ;-)
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“Oh I wanna play! I wanna play! OK, hang on a second...











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“The original porta-potty?”

“ya, it looks alot like that zac.

'coon ya say?”

“OK Sacco I admit it. I've been walking around your yard at night taking dumps while eating raspberries.”

“I always thought coon crap looks a lot like Cliff Bars. Can't say they taste the same though.”

“Lumberzac, all this time I thought animals crapped for free in the wild, but your pic is proof that they also have pay toilets---and only a nickel? That's a bargain even for a racoon with no job.

WK, I had to save and print that one. Bravo!”

“that would explain the empty bottles i've been finding...

cliff bars taste pretty good IMO.”

“HOw does it taste?”

“It tastes like #&%!$.”

“Good thing ya didn't step in it!”

“Has anyone seen Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo? :-)”