Republicans have sticks up their butts!

“Lets discuse this :D Dern republicans!”

“i had a string up my butt once. tis true! this one time, in band camp, i swallowed a piece of string and forgot about it, and then when i went to poop, i thought my anus was unraveling! tis true!”

“cool :D”

“your mothers a republican!”

“probebly. Your mom founded the republican party :P”