Win Treebeard's Money!

“Isn't that within the protocol of the Jerry Springer show, Sacco?”

“hmm bit get fake money
sacco gets to keep his one ball
and i have to sleep with tree

i guess we are all losers.”

“i thought it was a show to help people deal with problems by talking them out.

(in my most soothing voice) now tree, do sometimes feel it is protocol to display violence? maybe you feel it's expected of you in order to proove your.... masculinity?”

“Today one the Jerry Spring Show, we are going to talk to transvestite strippers that think they are game show hosts. Would you please welcome our first guest, Treebeard.”

“sacco shutup...if tree wants to beat da hell outta chair let 'em.”

“Ok you guys, ten minutes in the rubber room with beanbag chairs.........have at it!!”

“so tree has a tally whacker again?

here we go again.....”

“Thanks, Carlette!

Now, Sacco, go try and steal my stereo. But, beware, i may pick up a stick and beat your one ball in!”

“such fisticuffs!

i think we need a group hug”

“carlette you need to stay away from my man.”

“huh?
*takin of da shoes*
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“Ok, group grope, I mean, hug!

One ball, corner pocket!”

“Maple, I'm guessing she didn't read enough to get the joke!”

“I thought we were in Jerry Springer world...”

“we are! Maple becoming dysfunctional enough to be allowed on the show!”

“we are and sacco was just telling us how bad it felt to have only uno ball


carry on sacco, we are listening”

“wheres the bald bouncer?

LMAO...new screen name...oNeNutWonder
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“Come on people I was just told by the producer that we need more cursing and name-calling or this show is going to get canned.”

“Hey, OneNutWonder! Let's get on the ball here!

bwaahaahhaahhahhaa”

“oh, so it was you carlette who started this.





you'll get yours...”

“haha she will only get one!”

“who's up for a game?

i've got two nuts and a clicker just rair-in' ta go”

“what about nuts?”

“Go for it. I was just getting ready to tackle this pile on my desk.”

“did you just call me a putz ?”

“no I called you nutz putz”

“Treebeard is gonna tackle breakfast, drive on.”

“you work too much tree.
what about your obligation to this game?”

“Do you use the clicker on your nutz..............mister putz?”

“no maple, we don't live in huts.

houses just like you city folk.”

“whos playing?”

“don't have any wicker or any huts”

“so far just you and me carlette”

“bring it”

“Does Treebeard work for Lionel Hutz?”

“are you having identity issues?

which is it -carlette or tickmagnet?”

“Lost nuts!”

“I'm at work at my head hurts so do you want to play or worry about which name I'm using?”

“there's only two of us, miss kranky mcgee”

“im not playing with you sacco



you cheat!”

“no, treebeard works for dandy donuts”

“come on come on..lets go...I need a distraction.

If I thought I could toggle between tick and C then we'd have three.”

“sorry maple, i have no deet.”

“who'd host?

tick or C ?”

“oh God we need a host too!?”

“indeederino”

“so I'm gonna have to resort to watching the Price is Right on the tube at 11 with my residents to get my fix!!!”

“Residents of a nut house?”

“thats a big 10-4”